Movie Caption Contest #88: Bring Out Your Dead

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Say what you want about Khan, but those knots are beautifully tied. A Rolling Hitch is not easy ..."

 

[Mistral]

McCoy: "Y'know, Jim, these had to be the stupidest bungie-jumpers I've ever seen! Didn't they know that the bungie rope isn't supposed to touch the ground?"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Rigor hasn't set in. This couldn't have happened too long ago."

Horatio Caine: "Then it looks like...

*puts on sunglasses*

"...they're at the end of their rope."

Roger Daltry: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Unbelievable, Jim... my testicles fit in my coat extremely well"

Worf had a habit of getting married then having his spouse die on him.

 

[Mistral]

Worf: "...and that was a single, aluminum knuckle! Imagine what I could do to you with a full set of brass ones!"

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "Sorry 'bout that Jim...and you don't have to tell me, no more Mexican before an Away Mission. I'll get the smelling salts, they'll be up and around in a minute."

Worf: "You are supposed to follow my finger, not my toe. What are you? An idiot? Geez."

 

[Alrik]

Worf: "Sir! I do NOT believe this is possible. But it appears that this man is the victim of the classic Kirk Ass Punch."

 

[jep]

Worf: "Duuuuude.... I told you it wasn't wise to eat the last Chocolate Sundae... especially when Counselor Troi is in 'that time' of the month!"

 

[Alrik]

Kelly: "Damn it Bill! Enough with 'Rocketman'. The body count is really starting to climb."

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy wasn't impressed with what the Trading Spaces designer had done to his living quarters.

 

[jep]

McCoy: "Why yes Jim, I do happen to have a couple of boxes of chocolate milk... they're velcroed to the front of my coat. Why do you ask?"

 

[jep]

Kirk: "See anything, Bones?"

McCoy: "Yeah... it looks like the Gamma Gamma boys' frat party got a bit out of hand last night, Jim."

 

[LeadHead]

Survivor: Regula One, The lucky ones were voted off the station.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Rigor hasn't set in. This couldn't have happened too long ago."

Horatio Caine: "Then it looks like...

*puts on sunglasses*

"...they're at the end of their rope."

Roger Daltry: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

If Tony Scott and Ed Wood had a baby, he would create CSI: Miami.

Worst pile of steaming dogshit on television.

Joe, removing sunglasses, squinting just off-camera

 

[Shatmandu]

A note found underneath the body reads, "I'll change the TOS contest when I damn well please."

 

[Gertch]

Mike Rowe: "It's a pretty good haul, next time on Deadliest Catch."

 

[Candlelight]

"For the last time... DON'T LET TROI DRIVE THE ENTERPRISE!!!!!!!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Now we'll try that again.... what do you think of pony tails on men - sissy or not-sissy?"

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy hated it whenever they passed by THAT asteroid with THAT giant space slug and Kirk wanted to do a spot of fishing with THAT kind of bait.

 

[Captain Crow]

Mike Rowe: "It's a pretty good haul, next time on Deadliest Catch."

I hope you don't mind but, that inspiered me to do different Mike Rowe show.

Mike Rowe: Today on Dirty Jobs I help out at the Regula One station.

[ A shot is shown of Mike bumping into a console knocking it over and the lights in the room go out]

Mike: Oh crap, I think I broke something again.

[Mike walking down a corridor]

Mike: So what exacly do they do here you ask well they make planets and fancey eco systems for caves. Of course I'm not here for any of that. Oh, no! I'm here to help with this.

[points to the side. The camera pans to the scene of McCoy in the picture. Mike walks into shot and points at McCoy]

Mike: This here is "Mad Man" McCoy and I'm going to help him clean this up.

McCoy: Damn it Mike, I'm a doctor not a co-host!

Mike: Oh yeah, don't forget to buy a Ford truck.

[camera pans to side to reveal a Ford truck sitting in the room]