Movie Caption Contest #88: Bring Out Your Dead

[zephramc]

McCoy: Yep, no doubt about it Jim, these men died from cholera.
Kirk: Wha...! Bones, Khan brutally murdered these people and hung their bodies up w...
McCoy: I think I'm the doctor here!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Better get down here, Jim.

Some of them still have full wallets in their pockets!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Worf tried to heal the wounded on Amargosa with the One Ring of Faildor. But he didn't possess the power.

 

[Captain Crow]

Worf: Hey buddy, do you got anymore of these really nice elasitc ponytail bands?

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf: "Looks like another kid of Tasha Yar. How many people did she fuck back in the past?"

 

[Candlelight]

"I said buy one human. I'm almost at my quota"

Worf's little sojourn into the world of Avon door-to-door sales didn't last long.

 

[LeadHead]

He was the lucky one, he got out of Generations early on.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: No wallet and a cheap novelty ring. What a waste of time.

 

[Captain Crow]

[several times McCoy Pulls on the rope and the room shakes as a loud gong goes off]

McCoy: Where the hell is Lurch?

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "They're dead Jim. Every last one."

Kirk: "How Bones? I don't understand."

McCoy: "Well, from the looks of this rope, I'd say their Dominatrix went a little over the top."

Kirk: "What a way to go."

McCoy: "Down boy."

 

[26138]

McCoy: Hey Jim, this would make a great place for a tire swing, don't you think?

 

[jep]

Worf: "Now repeat after me: I will never again try to give an atomic wedgie to a Kilngon."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"My God, Jim, that madman Khan was playing hangman... with real people! And the word was 'mullet!'"

"Blood draining from the ears... it looks like this poor bastard was subjected to John Mayer music before being killed."

 

[Candlelight]

The unfortunate names that history will remember:

"Khan my ass, they were Romulans!"

"Soren my ass, they were Romulans!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: I told ya all those years ago that space was disease and danger. Now do ya fuckin' believe me!

-or-

McCoy: Yep, Jim. Kobayashi Maru!

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy found out why no advanced reviews of Trek XI had been revealed.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy discovers T'Bonz's definition of "permaban."

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy stops to practice his "Lord of the Dance" pose.

 

[John Picard]

Worf: "That is definitely going to leave a mark."

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf: "He died like a warrior: crouching behind a canister, bleeding to death."