Movie Caption Contest #88: Bring Out Your Dead
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John Connor survived everything. Until he met up with a Klingon with a pull ring from an old style beer can.
"He appears to have escaped the Romulan torture methods with only a few minor cuts and bruises. Let's see how he fares against a Klingon beatdown and a type-4 incendiary device. HOW MANY LIGHTS, MOTHERFUCKER!?"
"Mass suicide, Jim.
They heard there was a warp ship traveling behind Comet Icarus IV and did themselves in."
"Heinz 57, sir.
The barbecue can't have been too long ago. There might still be residual traces of potato salad."
"The poor devils...they never remembered Khan's safety word, Jim!!!"
"My God, Jim, even if they wanted to they COULDN'T give Khan the secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken! It was locked up in a safe on Ceti Alpha VI!"
Most tragic Jazzercise accident in Federation history.
McCoy: "Damn college kids! Tore this place to shit, someone puked in the corner, and every one of them is passed out cold."
McCoy: "Mass suicide is my diagnosis Jim, as if they all got depressed at the same time."
Kirk: "Suicide! How's that possible. Look at that guy, his throat's slashed. What's his name? How can he cut his own throat?"
McCoy: "Name's Dibbler, Jim."
Kirk: "Oh, right."
"You're not going to believe this, Jim! He even skinned and hanged the damned RAT!"
McCoy: "Dammit Jim, will you tell Carl that bogarting a joint isn't a capital crime!"
"It's a Jedi Mind Trick, sir.
I once saw a green Muppet raise a human from the dead doing this."
"They downloaded music without the artists' permission, Jim.
Poor bastards...they were just two tracks away from a complete hard drive of nothing but AC/DC."
McCoy: Hopefully this tether should keep you from floating away because of that over inflated ego of your's Jim.
McCoy: This one's stomach is more bloated than yours, Jim.
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