Movie Caption Contest #66: Skin Deep

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: Yes, I'm calling you, sir, because I am conduction a survey and I'd like to know where you keep your genitals.
Vicroy: That's no business of yours!
Data: Yes, sir, but we've had some problems when our first officer down to planets and having him "interface" with some of the locals. Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

 

[cooleddie74]

VICEROY:"This is just a brief subspace poll on the eve of the Quadrant Election.

Which ticket are you planning on voting for if any...Praetor Shinzon/Senator P'alin?

Or that scumeating, treacherous and wholly untrustworthy pair of veruuls O'bama/B'yiidin?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

VICEROY:"This is just a brief subspace poll on the eve of the Quadrant Election.

Which ticket are you planning on voting for if any...Praetor Shinzon/Senator P'alin?

Or that scumeating, treacherous and wholly untrustworthy pair of veruuls O'bama/B'yiidin?"

Data: "Mr. Viceroy, we live in the United Federation Of Canada, and thus cannot vote in your election. Please feel free to feel like an utter fool."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: And I thought Doctor Crusher was unattractive.

 

[Nerys Myk]

VICEROY:"This is just a brief subspace poll on the eve of the Quadrant Election.

Which ticket are you planning on voting for if any...Praetor Shinzon/Senator P'alin?

Or that scumeating, treacherous and wholly untrustworthy pair of veruuls O'bama/B'yiidin?"

DATA: R'NN P'AAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Candlelight]

After Victoria's Secret was out, it was all over.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA (whispers): Contact the Weekly World News, we finally got him.

 

[Triskelion]

Viceroy: You want fries with that?

 

[Rat Boy]

Viceroy: "What do you mean the trailer's not attached to Quantum of Solace?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"NO.

We don't have moisturizers or exfoliants on Remus!!

Thank you for bringing that up, and during our DRY season no less!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Viceroy (singing): "...never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."

Data: "Sir, I believe we have been 'VkrukRolled."

 

[Rat Boy]

Viceroy: "I know you were trying to download the new trailer illegally!"

Picard: "Uh oh."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Can I interest your unworthy Starfleet hides in the magnificent interdimensional salvation to be found in the latest hardcopy printout of THE SUBSPACE WATCHTOWER?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Viceroy: "You think I look kinda like Vin Diesel? Seriously?"

Branson: "Yeah, but you know, body-double sort of similar looks."

Viceroy: "Cool, thanks Brandon."

 

[Nebusj]

``Hey ... you're not Kirk! You're a giant Muppet head looking straight up!''

``Youuuuuuurrrrraaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng?''

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk and McCoy were surprised to discover Nick Nolte had also been sentenced to Rura Penthe.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "How is your sister?"

 

[jgdst]

McCoy: Jiiiim... I don't like the way he's looking at you.
Kirk: Do you think he knows I stole his stash of Denobulan nose candy?
McCoy: Kinda... you have just spilled it all over us in front of him!

Viceroy: Hello, weclome to Remus Burger, may I take your order?