Movie Caption Contest #66: Skin Deep

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Mr. Data, would you please stop putting Two Girls, One Cup on the main viewer!

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Query: What is "Ding Dong yo?"

Data: Sir, the planet killer has developed a new defense.

Sorry sir, I'll check if it's one of ours.

Data: You have used the asteroid's gravity as a slingshot - excellent!
Picard: Let's just move on, shall we.


[Removed per board rules]

Troi: Sir, could we please stop letting Data configure the screensaver?

Picard: Maximize.

 

[Candlelight]

"Right, now that the fleet is assembled we can take on the armada of Klingons, Romulans and Borg from 17 different time periods"
"Captain, I am detected a massive fangasm emminating from over 600 million basements"
"Transmit our surrender"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Be careful, Jim.

He doesn't look like someone who knows how to exfoliate."

VICEROY:"Surrender the Enterprise at once. And I can promise your ENTITRE crew can get handsome fangs like this under the new Shinzon Dental Plan just enacted in our Empire!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: They all look good, but I'm choosing the waffle maker on the upper right.

 

[Atavachron]

♫ One of these things is not like the other ♫

Atavachron

 

[scottydog]

Data: "The adenoid is a close cousin of the android."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Ensign Jenkins: "Commander Data... look!"

Data: "Ah yes, the old ENT viewscreen gag"

Archer: "Oh yeah, the old TOS courtroom gag"

Pike: "Beep.... beep"

Kirk: "The... commodore is right. It... looks like the old Picard Shuttle Window gag"

Picard: "Hey, look, it's the old Nemesis Viewscreen gag"

Ensign Jenkins: "Commander Data... look!"-

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

McCoy: "Jim, look, his knees are pierced, too."

Kirk: "Now that gives me an idea."

Viceroy: "Sequel? After this piece of shit?"

 

[Candlelight]

"I know not of this Hellboy that you speak of"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

"You mind if we dance wif yo dates?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Nastassja isn't home right now, but I'll tell her you called."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: That's no moon.
Lt. Hawk: I've got a bad feeling about this.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: We've been driving by here for years and that thing still isn't finished.

BRADBURY: Right, "Your tax dollars at work."

 

[Candlelight]

"Where da white wimen at?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Sir, they're heading for that incomplete, metallic, under construction behemoth that's quite clearly just a small moon"

 

[Candlelight]

Data couldn't help but get aroused.

 

[Rat Boy]

Branson (thinking): Why can't anyone ever remember my name?

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"He's definitely on about something, Jim!"

KIRK:"As long as its not my poop chute I can handle it."

VICEROY:"DEATH TO THE FEDERATION! LONG LIVE AND RULE THE REMAN HEGEMONY!

Ummmm...maybe this is a bad moment to ask, but...anyone over there got a toothbrush and some Orajel?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Branson (thinking): Why can't anyone ever remember my name?

Data: "Did you say something Branford?"

Branson: Sigh