Movie Caption Contest #66: Skin Deep

[Kirby]

Kirk: So you also pierced your knee?
Alien: Yes, we call it a Prince Q'bmidt

Data: ... and this is what happened to Joan Rivers when her plastic surgery suddenly reversed itself. So, do still want to try to botox, ensign?

 

[Candlelight]

"Don't give me that crap Data"

"You were right captain, they do require the immediate removal of their tonsils"

"Oh shit!!"

"Captain, if I am reading this correctly, I believe we have indeed arrived during world war one."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Hey hey, Rob Zombie. Long time, no see. Listen, you can forget what I said about the Halloween remake..."

McCoy: "I don't think he's buying it, Jim."

Kirk: "Please?"

Viceroy: "I AM the manager!"

 

[Atavachron]

Eye don't get it.


Atavachron

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Vomit, why am I not surprised to find you here?

MCCOY: I was hoping for Grignak. At least with him you get hot coffee.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Now what are you watching Data?"
Data: "Dorothy Lamour."
Picard: "You're on duty Commander, get it off the... Dorothy Lamour?!?"
Data: "It's one of the Lucas Star Wars re-edits during his senile phase. This is episode 2.5, The Road to Mandalore, starring Bing Crosby and Boba Fett."

 

[Triskelion]

Mary Kay party. Cave 25, 8:00. Free wrinkle cream.
Jim -
Wrinkle cream, Bones.

Picard: Open channel, Data
All: - WHOAHHH!
Viceroy: That always makes me sad.

Kirk: So, Vomit...work out much?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Vomitator: "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
Shatner: "Wrong movie, dipshit!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "It's amazing how her beady eyes follow you around the room."
Helm: "That's because they are you idiot, it's a comm link, not a portrait."

Data: "Didn't you read the rules, no NC-17 images on the BBS."
Helm: "What's offensive about that, apart from the furry tongue?"
Data: "It's an orifice, isn't it?

The real reason why Riker had a Quickshot Ultra installed in the helm, to play X-Wing on the main screen.

Data: "Hmmm, something doesn't feel right. Something's missing."
Helm: "Flashing lights?"
Data: "I don't know..."
Helm: "The theme tune to Police Squad?"
Data: "Hah! That's it. Scanning computer memory. Mp3 located. Playing..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Praetor Shinzon?"

Nero: "No..."

Picard: "Well do you know where we can reach him?"

Nero: "What? Uh? You know what, I've got some little thing to take care of in, gee, I don't know...the past? I'm going to have to get back to you on that."

 

[Candlelight]

"This is the one where Kirk gets beaten up"
"You mean when he rips his shirt and they play that duh-da-da-da music?"
"No, we left that tape at home"

"Data! Stop looking at porn!"

Star Trek XVI: The Crossover of Death

"The enemy is gaining, Captain"
"Michael, the bikers are almost on top of us, shall I activate the turbo boost?"
"Not now KITT"
"Shall I have a hot single mom standing by"
"Quickly mr Data, lock out the main computer!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Best cooperate with him, Jim.

He's the only fella around here with access to the psoriasis shampoo."

VICEROY:"I grew up less than a kilometer from a Hot Pocket factory.

Kiss my deformed Reman ass, Federation slimeballs!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"I am programmed in...multiple one-dimensional techniques.

A variety of monochromatic pleasures."

 

[casey]

DATA: It would appear you are correct, Captain, I have activated my emotion chip and The Nanny still is not funny.

PICARD: Indeed, Data. But I do get the feeling I have seen that butler before.

 

[Rat Boy]

That's got to be the most random Photoshop reference I've ever seen in the year I've been running this show.

 

[casey]

Which is pretty much what I was going for

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Alien: (untranslatable)
Kirk: I'm sorry but my helmsman transferred off to another starship and I'm just not into that sort of thing.

Picard: Mr. Data! Would you kindly stop watching Germanic silent movies long enough to give my your analysis of our situation?
Data: Captain, that's not a silent movie but a Reman. As for my analysis, we are stuck in an abomination of a final film.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"While I may not have a life, at least I can control my dandruff."

"I believe I am experiencing what humans refer to as... boredom."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

"I'm sorry but we can't pay your sickbay visit as you had a 'pre-existing condition.' Thank you for calling Starfleet Medical Insurance Carriers, formally known as Blue Shield/Blue Cross/Take it Up The Ass Insurance."

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Why ... yes ... I ... do ... keep ... my ... testicles ... in my ... knees..."




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