Movie Caption Contest #50: Bad Directions

[SantaEddie74]

"Lieutenant...HOW many damned times have I told you...

DON'T drop hallucinogenic compounds into the ship's environmental and life support systems?!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

WORF:"I awoke at camp this morning to find this thing giving me a reacharound, Captain."

PICARD:"Mister Data...explain.

And then let me borrow it tonight if you don't mind."

 

[Shatmandu]

Styles, dismissive: "Well, I suppose it could be worse: you could be a Russian."

Picard: "Mister Worf, while I understand the need for privacy while urinating, violence is never the answer."

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "I was merely demonstrating the proper post-urination shaking technique ..."

 

[SantaEddie74]

MIGUEL FERRER OFFICER:"All systems show ready and all velocities from one-quarter impulse through Transwarp Drive available and at your command, sir!

May I be excused now? I need to drop off the Brown Triplets at the local pool...if you get my meaning, sir."

PICARD:"Mister Data...

haven't I warned you about bringing your brother Lore's arm along on away missions? How can you need a butt and back scratcher this often? You don't even ITCH."

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "Well Commandah Data, you do have to hand it to Mr Worf eh- merde."

 

[M'Sharak]

Styles: And after that, I- ... what was that, Commander?
1st Officer: I said "Take your frickin' hand off the console while I'm manning
this station, or I'll take it off and hand it back to you." Sir.
Styles: ...
Helmgirl: (thinking) Hee hee hee, sit on that and spin for a while, stick boy.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Are you sure you haven't seen it? I swear I haven't seen the damn stick since Captain Scott gave Commander Sulu a tour of the ship earlier."

 

[Skywalker]

Heh, I actually won a few times? I totally don't remember.

Styles: "I don't care if you're the son of the Padishah Emperor. While you're on my ship, you do as I say. Is that clear?"

The sequel to "A Fistful of Datas" wasn't turning out as well as Paramount had hoped.

 

[Candlelight]

"Is anyone else really hot or is it just me?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Oh, now you tell us the radiation will shrink our testicles."

 

[Triskelion]

Nice going, science officer. We're all melting. We do have redshirts for these missions, you know.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^ LOL!