Movie Caption Contest #50: Bad Directions

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: "An arm THIS long, Commander...

and you haven't had sexual relations in six years?!"

STYLES:"You realize the only reason I hired your incompetent ass is because your aunt was Rosemary Clooney."

 

[cooleddie74]

Hicks and Nimoy were transfixed, mesmerized and all but hypnotized by the awe-inspiring dimensions of Shatner's new hairpiece.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Styles: Did you change your mouthwash?

Nav Officer: It's still regulation sir.

 

[Nerys Myk]

If he heard the "Styles over Substance" line one more time, Commander Substance was going to explode.

 

[cooleddie74]

IN UNISON:"All Glory to the HYPNOTOAD...All Glory to the HYPNOTOAD!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

STYLES:"Supersize my order...and make sure I get one of those cheesy plastic toys, too."

 

[zephramc]

Excelsior's new helm officer wondered if it would be out of place to offer the Captain a Tic-Tac, or in Stiles' case, the whole box.

Worf: Commander Data, this arm I found is identical to yours.
Data: Not identical Worf, that arm is exactly 2.36mm shorter than mine.
Worf: Don't make me bitch slap you with this.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Captain Stiles: I just came back from the head, and I see you forgot to flush your personnel log.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sometimes the signs of someone being a pod person are subtle. This isn't one of those.

 

[Candlelight]

 

[Rat Boy]

Commander Morton: "Well, the Enterprise got away and our transwarp drive has been sabotaged, but I have good news."

Captain Styles: "Oh? Let's hear it, Mister."

Commander Morton: "I saved a ton of credits by switching my shuttlecraft insurance to Geico."

 

[Candlelight]

"You want anything while I'm over there?"

 

[Kirby]

Hicks: I feel stupid.
Nimoy: Well it's Star Trek, you get used to it.
Hicks: No no, not that, this miming stuff.

 

[cooleddie74]

STYLES:"Remember how I coached you with the transwarp helm controls...

Red button for engage...

Blue button for accelerate...

Yellow button for rinse."

WORF:"I told you he should have come with a damned warranty, sir!"

 

[cooleddie74]

TOGETHER:"ALL GLORY UNTO LORD OBAMA..."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Styles: I noticed you over here eyeing my haircut. And, I must admit, not to sound conceited, but it is a DAMN good one. I'm going to give you my stylist's card and make you an appointment. Tell him you want the "Styles' Style." He he. I came up with that name. It's on the board over the register.

"Now then, all we have to do is find the scrotum and penis and we can be back on our way to Betazed."

 

[cooleddie74]

STYLES:"Son...

Stop looking at my ass.

Or else."

PICARD:"Wonderful.

Hundreds if not thousands of light years from home...and now we stumble on the perfect sexual aide."

 

[Candlelight]

"Apparently surf is up"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

"Tapping the source" of transwarp drive.

-or-

Commander: It seems, sir, that we've reached the "point break" of transwarp drive!

 

[Rat Boy]

Styles: "I thought we installed a transwarp drive, not an Infinite Improbability Drive."