Movie Caption Contest # 33: In the Navy

[Outpost4]

Riker: "Tharrr she blows!"

I've said this before and I'll say it again. When I grow up, I just want to be as funny as DrBob.

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "Did you have to put your earpiece up my ass?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Jonathan Frakes: "Man, I gotta take a shit."
Partick Stewart: "Just hang your ass over the side. Environmentalism is for poor people."

 

[Rat Boy]

Pilot: "Uh, Strike, this is Alert 1. Tell Captain Yelland we might have made another mistake."

 

[Defcon]

The only one really enjoying Picard's little maritime party was Chekov.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Did you hear that, sir?


Sounds like mermaids...doing stupid photo captions."

 

[battrekker]

The only way the Voyager crew had fun in caption contests was by going to somebody else's caption contest.

 

[Triskelion]

"Will - have you ever noticed that all of our fantasies are about the past?"
"It was a better time, Captain."

 

[Candlelight]

"No Admiral, we hev not found the nuclear wessels yet, but we are continuing to look"

 

[Mister.Woof]

Chekov: "We've found the nuclear wessels, but Keptin, please, lemme go, I'm really touching cloth right now!"
Uhura: Let me stand upwind first, Pavel."

Riker: "Shouldn't there be a Z in Enterprise, Sir? It was in "
Picard: "Mhm. I really am going to delete that damn holodeck program now, Number One."

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "Shouldn't there be a Z in Enterprise, Sir?"

Picard: "No you American fool. Now, where is Tazha Yar got to?"

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Uhura, If I had known about de jagged wocks, I vould not have vorn de assless chaps.

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "We are a money-less society. We each live by doing what we do best ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: "We can put back to port, Number One.

The contest is over."

RIKER:"Not a moment too soon. My scurvy is killing me."

 

[nil_jones]

PICARD: "Ah, Number One. Now that we have a moment, let me remind you Amway believes in thinking globally, acting..."

RIKER: "...this shit again..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"THAR she blows, Number One!

The Great White Paris Hilton!!!"