Movie Caption Contest # 33: In the Navy

[Shatmandu]

Riker, quietly: "I know it was you who took my soiled undergarments."
Picard, quietly: "Need to be more careful after you do Number Two, Number One."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Vell of course he can valk on vater. He died and vas resurrected, for crying out loud."

 

[scottydog]

Chekov: "We finally found it. An object in the universe larger than Uhura's ass."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Riker:I thought you said it was only a three hour tour, sir.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

It's great to be on a ship with men
and sail across the sea, oh,
We don't know where we'll land or when,
but it's great to be with men.

'Cause men can sweat and men can stink
and no one seems to care, oh,
We'll throw the dishes in the sink
and clog the drain with hair, oh!
(And clog the drain with hair, oh!)

Men, men, men,
We're a ship all filled with men,
So batten down the ladies' room,
there's no one here but men!
Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

There's men above and men below
and men down in the galley,
There's Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff
and one guy we call Sally!
(And one guy we call Sally!)

Men, men, men,
We're a ship all filled with men,
You'll never have to lift the seat,
there's no one here but men!

Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

We're men and friends until the end
and none of us are sissies,
At night we sleep in separate beds
and blow each other kissies!
(And blow each other kissies!)

Men, men, men,
we're a ship all filled with men,
So throw your rubbers overboard,
there's no one here but men!

Amen (pronounced "Ahhhhh, men!")

Men

Written by Martin Mull and Steve Martin

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Honestly, I meant to say 'retract' and not 'remove.'"

Picard: "Yeah, tell that to Worf when we fish him out and see if he believes you."

 

[Candlelight]

"Keptin, I don't think i will be able to shove this vere de sun doesn't- oh I just got your insult"

"If this doesn't bring the fans of the original movies over to our movie series, nothing will"
"We could always go against a Romulan-made clone of yourself in a pointless space battle reminiscent of that great battle against Kirk and Khan?"
"It'll never happen".

 

[cooleddie74]

"Chekov to Admiral...Uhura and I heff found de Enterprise. And sir...she has an open buffet night for guests and visitors!"

RIKER:"I've always wanted to get you on a sailing ship and recreate the HMS Pinafore."

 

[Candlelight]

"Admiral, I can spot the police man and the indian, but the construction worker and leather man is nowhere to be seen"
"Dammit Chekov, we have to bring them back... it's the only way we can communicate with the probe"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: He vants to know if ve have any "Grey Poupon"?

 

[Triskelion]

Keptin she's stripping down now. I'm looking for some dead bird feathers for her fan dance. We'll be aboard the wessel within the hour.

 

[Triskelion]

I have a blister.
Well stop tying those ridiculous knots, Will. You're not fooling anyone with those.

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Toss that rope overboard, Commander."
Riker: "I'm urinating, sir. That's my penis."
Picard: "Ah. Uh. Carry on ... <slips away>"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Queeg:"I know you took the strawberries, Frenchie..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Koenig: "I don't know. Renting out the hangar and flight decks of the Intrepid for senior prom? Seems kind of much."

And yes, you can rent the aircraft carrier Intrepid for senior proms.

 

[Nebusj]

``I'm sorry, Keptin -- we have failed. The Fleet must be at sea, there's no sign of a ship anywhere around here, there's little hint there was ever a nuclear wessel around.''
``Chekov, wait -- look behind us!''

``I don't know, Number One. I just thought this would make me happy.''

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "Vell, she talked a lot, but the blowjob vas pretty goot."

 

[Candlelight]

Part way through the mission, Chekov decided to eat his own thumb.

 

[Rat Boy]

Rejected scene from Berlin's music video for "Take My Breath Away."

 

[Gertch]

"Admiral, ve are all set. There are some nice people who will take us to the carrier."