Movie Caption Contest # 33: In the Navy

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Vhat do you mean they decommissioned the Tomcat less than twenty years from now? Goddamn Dick Cheney."

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Not another Moby Dick reference."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Have a word with the Excalbian ambassador Number One, tell him to keep his toys out of the holodeck."

Riker: "Aye Sir. Shall I ask Worf to return the life size Kahless action figure?"

 

[Triskelion]

Sour the milk! Sour the milk! Oh hell - Abandon ship!

 

[Rat Boy]

Ahab: "I believe I said I was looking for a white whale."

 

[Candlelight]

"Three! Three vonderful navy wessels! Ah ah ah!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Admiral...it ees Chekov. Uhura and I heff found a nuclear wessel. And ve tink it also is hosting a wet t-shirt contest dis evening! Instwuctions, sir?"

PICARD:"Ahhhhhhhh...smell that, Will.

The smell of the open sea."

RIKER:"Smells more like a hundred unwashed and soiled sailor asses mixed with buckets full of slop and waste if you ask me, sir."


(*Long pause*)

PICARD:"I knew I shouldn't have invited you along."

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "You do realize everyone's partying at the TOS Caption Contest, don't you?"

Picard: "Yes, but I rented this damn boat and I intend to get my money's worth."

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"I don't have any trousers on."

PICARD: (*Long, depressed sigh*)

 

[Michael]

Chekov: "Nyota, do you really tink dis is the right time for dis?"

 

[zephramc]

Chekov: "Nyota, do you really tink dis is the right time for dis?"

That's so wrong. Hilarious... but wrong.

 

[Defcon]

Chekov's idea for the perfect day at the bay.

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "You may be surprised, but this is also a Russian inwention."

 

[Gertch]

Uhura: "Well then the Russians didn't do such a great job with this zipper. I can't get back up for you. You'll have to ask that guy over there to help you."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "See? I knew things would eventually pick up."

Riker: "So why can't Uhura give me a knob-job?"

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov: "You may be surprised, but this is also a Russian inwention."

No, Otis Redding. It's Dock of the Bay.

- or -

Not another Moby Dick reference!

 

[Drob]

Riker: "Tharrr she blows!"

 

[Michael]

Chekov: "Dhere are two guys watching us, Nyota."
Uhura: "Why are you talking into your communicator, Pavel?"
Chekov: "Dhat's my pager."

 

[Rat Boy]

Goose: "Holy shit, Mav! Is that Nichelle Nichols giving Walter Koening a blow-job?"

Maverick: "Did you hit your head on the canopy again?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I'm sorry Number One, did you say something?