Movie Caption Contest # 26: Table Manners

[Rat Boy]

You guys have definitely been on a tear for the past few weeks. Here are the winners, including the bonus picture that ended in the contest:

DS9Sega said:

Unfortunately for Elmer Kruge, Bugs was about to stuff a carrot in the barrel of his disruptor...

Skywalker said:

"Say 'nuq' again. Say 'nuq' again! I dare you! I double-dare you, petaQ! Say 'nuq' one more ghuy'cha' time!"

Lloyd_Dobler said:

For the last damn time, what does a yellow light mean?!

Year of Hell said:

"A time machine out of a bird of prey!?! It'll never happen"

The Laughing Vulcan said:

Worf: "... The hills are alive, with the sound of..."

Picard: "So help me, I'll shoot you myself Worf!"

Worf: "Oh, it's OK for Captain High and Mighty when it's bloody Gilbert and Sullivan, but if someone feels like expressing himself in what he considers the classics..."

Picard: "Worf..."

Worf: "Silence human! Worf needs a little alone time now. You have hurt my feelings."

Gertch said:

Picard: "You could at least do that behind a bush Mr Worf."

Shatmandu said:

Picard: "Why are we stopping?"
Worf, thinking: "Because I got a gorch on my junk, and I need to adjust ..."

cooleddie74 said:

Tonight on KUT'LUCH NETWORK 1: Spontaneous Combustion...if real, an honorable way to enter Sto-Vo-Kor?

Turd Ferguson said:

Yet another fan overreaction when JJ Abrams releases the updated look for the new Klingon Bird of Prey.

The Photoshops:

A beaker full of death said:

Nerys Myk said:

If I hear one more crack about how I made the Klingons in to cartoon villains......

The Multi-Picture Caption:

rmkwebdesign said:

Kruge: I'll watch your back, Worf, if you watch mine!

Worf: DEAL!

And finally, the Guess-What's-Rat-Boy's-Trying-To-Get-You-To-Caption Award:

zephramc said:
Pulp Science Fiction:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"

Congratulations everyone. Coming up this week: awkward moments at the dinner table, something I'm sure we all can understand.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk (thinking): Ah, crap, it's the wife. Think of an excuse, think of an excuse...

Riker: "Wait a minute...this isn't 'Coyote Ugly!'"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Jim: Can you hear me now?
Gillian: They're still doing this joke in the 23rd century?

Zef Cochrane (singing badly): If you like pina coladas...
Deanna: (trying desperately not to laugh and failing)
Will: That was my favorite song...until you ruined it.

 

[BriGuy]

Troi: Hey, what's this white stuff on the table? Sniff... sniff

 

[Shatmandu]

Thanks for the win!

Kirk, to himself: "Why do I keep thinking of K/S Slash at a time like this?"

Actor: "CGI-lipped pig sure is filling ..."

Kirk, agitated: "What is it?"
McCoy (filtered): "Lay off the linguini, fatboy."

 

[T'Baio]

Rat Boy said:

"I told you I could get her in the eye!"

 

[Kegek]

Shatner: Captain's Log, Stardate... unknown. I am ALONE, stranded in the... DISTANT past.
Hicks: Bill, you're talking to your prop again.

Frakes: (sighs) James, if you show up drunk for work again, I'm replacing you with Tom Hanks.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Kirk: " Kirk to ship.....I have just encountered a human tribble hybrid.......and guys......its got no face!!!!".

Cochran" I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral..."

Riker: OHHH crap, another Gilbert and Sullivan fan.
Troy" AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"(Bang).

 

[Rat Boy]

Hicks: "Will please stop leaving messages on JJ Abrams' voice mail?"

 

[scottydog]

Cromwell: (hiccup) Bah, ram, ewe....

Frakes: Dude, wrong movie!

 

[Nathan_Heller]

She says her name is TJ...and she's a hooker!

Cochrane: I don't know what 'gagh is, but it doesn't go well with scotch....*buuurppp*

 

[BriGuy]

Riker: THIS is Zeframe Cochran. The GREAT Zefram Cochrane. The inventor of warp drive. The man who made first contact with an alien race. The man upon which our entire society is built. And he turns out to be a blow-hard, a fool, a drunk...

Troi: ... and he stuffs his crotch...

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK- OK , We just finished dinner, whats next?

SPOCK (Over communicator)- Make a few jokes and ask to see her home

McCoy (Over communicator)- Dessert you idiot!!!!

Chekov (Over communicator)- Ask to see her BOOBIES!!!!!

Gillian- Ummm, I'm sitting right here.

Uncomfortable silence

 

[BriGuy]

Kirk: What is it? I thought I told you never to call me here.

Scotty: YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE! <click>

Gillian: ... bad breakup?

Kirk: It's complicated.

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Cochrane: "Man I love this song!"

When there's no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long
For my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself

Troi: "Please, make it stop!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Cochrane (singing): "I'll take you home again, Cathleen!"

Riker: "Kill me now."

 

[BriGuy]

Kirk: What is it, Spock? You know it's risky for me to use my futuristic communicator in public. I might be discovered as a space man from the future!

Spock: Actually, captain, had we come back a decade later, it wouldn't have mattered, because everyone at that time was using cell phones that look more advanced.

Kirk: ... now he tells me.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Unfortunately, Troi and Riker had to wait for the conclusion of 'Macarena Night' before Cochrane was willing to talk.

Kirk: Roaming charges? What the hell are roaming charges?

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Yeah, baby! Does that make you HORNY?!?

 

[Maurice]

It was at that moment that Frakes saw the writing on the wall of his career as a feature film director...

KIRK: Scotty, I said beam me up, now!
SCOTTY: (over comm) Ye made yer bed, now lie in it! I'm not savin' ye from another bad blind date, and that's muh final word!