Movie Caption Contest #211: "New Challenges"

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kruge: Wait... this is a Romulan ship isn't it?!

Maltz: Deleted subplot Sir. Try not to think to hard about it, if we play it cool everyone will just accept the Bird of Prey as a Klingon vessel and the Romulans will just have to come up with some new, slightly less good name for their ships.

Kruge: Like "Warbird"?

Maltz: Yes sir, at least until the reboot movie.

 

[JarodRussell]

Picard: Seems like they finally changed their design. What do you make of it, Mr. Worf?
Worf: I find it quite... invigorating!

 

[JB2005]

Picard: Seems like they finally changed their design. What do you make of it, Mr. Worf?
Worf: I find it quite... invigorating!

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: Just what I was afraid of. Captain diverting to the Kolarin System takes us awfully close to the TrekBBS.

 

[Mistral]

Kruge: "Have you finished watching the TAXI re-runs?"

"Yessir!"

Kruge: "And what did you think?"

Klingon#1: "Well-"

Kruge: "Be very careful how you answer."

Klingon#2: "It was the height of 20th Century Earth entertainment, sir!"

Kruge: "Excellent!"

 

[Finn]

Klingon: That Dennis sure is a menace!

Kruge: If you kill him, you will do to Sto-Vo-Kor!

 

[Ayelbourne]

Picard was glad about the success of the new Asteroids version on the ship's computer consoles.

He was, however, not glad about Starfleet changing the department color of the command track to pink .

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Is this thing supposed to be smoking?

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Candlelight]

Worf: "Captain, I appear to have three hands"

 

[Candlelight]

Kruge: "A bird of prey... as a time machine?? It'll never happen."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kruge: "A bird of prey... as a time machine?? It'll never happen."

Torg: "Wait till I install a flux capacitor."

 

[LeadHead]

Kruge: Valkris gave us the wrong tape?!

Torg: It's okay, we'll just go back and get the right... oh, whoops.

Rand: ...And then I was serving on Starbase 7 for a few years before I was transferred back to the Enterprise and became Transporter Chief...

Sulu: For crying out loud, Rand! Tell Starfleet that Praxis just blew up!

Data: I must try this "Love Potion Number 9."

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Riker: Just what I was afraid of. Captain, diverting to the Kolarin system takes us awfully close to whomever the villain of this movie is.

 

[Nerys Myk]

RAND: Why does the guy next to me look like a young Gene Roddenberry?

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "Mr Worf, do you paint your nails?"
Worf: "If you were any other man..."

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: What have you got Mister Worf?

Worf: There is a large cloud of Technobabble moving towards us.

 

[Isis]

Riker: "Sorry, Worf, but that looks nothing like a Bird-of-Prey. Your Etch-a-Sketch skills leave something to be desired."

 

[Isis]

Kruge: "So, should we try this priceline?"

Klingon in middle: "I'd be careful. There's something about the priceline Negotiator that just doesn't set right."

 

[Isis]

Lead interviewer (OS): "That's all I have. Any questions?"

Rand: "Well, I don't want to get bitten by this one again...can you guarantee this position will have visibility?"

LaForge: "No thanks, I like my coffee black..."

<brief pause>

LaForge: "...like I wish my bank account was."

<another brief pause>

LaForge: "Why are you looking at me like that, Guinan? What did you think I was going to say?"

 

[Finn]

Rand: Captain, that was Dr. Holmes. He was able to revive Mr. Valtane.

Sulu: (OS) Oh my!