Movie Caption Contest #211: "New Challenges"

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Kruge: "Well?"
Torg: "No question, she is purposely vague about the nature of your relationship."
Maltz: "You have been intimate?"
Kruge: "Yes."
Maltz: "I don't know captain..."

Meanwhile...

Sulu: "So you thinks shes leading him on?"
Rand: " Yes sir, Klingon women are cheating ho-bags"

Data: "Ah, sour milk."

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[Mr Silver]

Just so everyone knows, I'm going to try doing this monthly for a while and if there is enough interest (more people posting entries) then we can look at going back to weekly.

It's really hard for me to find the time to do this on a weekly basis and there isn't much motivation there when only the regulars are making entries to the contest (thanks to the regulars for their continued effort by the way).

I can appreciate that movies is one of the least visited forums on the BBS, but in the last 6 months or so the interest in the caption contest has dropped to an all time low!

If a monthly contest isn't acceptable, then someone is welcome to take over.

 

[Alrik]

Kruge: "Admiral M is suggesting changing the Caption Contest to monthly."

Maltz: "Impressive."

Rand: "Once a month?"

Extra Noname: "Hey, that's more than I'm gettin it now."

Rand: "I was talking about the contest....perv."

Geordi: "Once a month."

Data: "I can drink to that."

Worf: "It appears the change to once a month is official."

Picard: "Well it is the Movie Forum. Seems like a logical move to me."

 

[Sokath]

Picard: Mr. Worf! You just caused a gravitational anomaly! Fix it before you blow up the system!
Worf: Captain, I can't fix it! These buttons have no label or color coding, I don't know what the hell I'm doing!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: Mr. Worf! You just caused a gravitational anomaly! Fix it before you blow up the system!
Worf: Captain, I can't fix it! These buttons have no label or color coding, I don't know what the hell I'm doing!

Picard: "Just mash buttons and act like you know what the hell you're doing. It's what everyone else does. Even the robot."

 

[doubleohfive]

Guinan: What's with the oversized uniform?

Geordi: Miles sent it over. It's too small for him

Guinan: Is it comfortable?

Geordi: I don't know. The fabric feels nice, but I have the damnest feeling that I'm about to be tortured for some reason.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Kruge: "....so I decided to go on The Jerry Springer Show with Kirk. It was called 'Klingons Who Secretly Dress as Humans.' Boy, was he surprised!"

Torg: "I must say, you look nice in that Starfleet uniform!"

Maltz: "So that's how Kirk got his Jerry beads!"

Kruge: "So, what do you think of our ambassador?"

Torg: "John Shuck? That's the best they could do?!?"

Maltz: "He looks more like a schmuck to me."

 

[TrickyDickie]

"Long range sensors are detecting an unknown apparition in close proximity to the Neutral Zone. Oh....wait....never mind. Someone left a screen cap from the latest episode of Ghost Hunters on the monitor."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Data: "....then technically, if you take one down and pass it around until there are no beers left on the wall, there could be others with no beer if the amount of party participants exceeds one hundred. And depending upon that, the song could be infinite until all are served."

Guinan: "This conversation seems infinite."

Geordi: "Can I have a double?"

Data: "Didn't that already happen to Commander Riker?"

Guinan: "Tom, Tom, the piper's son. Stole a pig and away he run."

Geordi: "Oh....my....fucking....god."

 

[LeadHead]

Ladies and Gentlemen, with the permission of Admiral M, I have begun a new Movies Caption Contest. Right this way, please...