Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf

[Nerys Myk]

BURTON:It's the second time that he doesn't give a fuck about what is going on in front of the camera, all right? I'm trying to fucking do a scene here, and I am going "Why the fuck is DORN walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that?

BALE: This guy is my idol!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Geordi: "Smell my breath. Worf, smell my breath -- do I have scurvy?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Burton: "Both black guys on this show have things covering their faces, you ever notice that?"

Worf: "Can't believe the Captain caught me taking a poop in the urinal ..."

 

[Candlelight]

"He was right... moose bites CAN be quite nasty"

 

[BriGuy]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring... banana phone!

 

[BriGuy]

What's the matter, Worf? We all thought you'd enjoy a donkey show in celebration of your promotion.

 

[scottydog]

Burton: "Both black guys on this show have things covering their faces, you ever notice that?"

Later, Whoopi Goldberg was asked about this.

Goldberg: "Every fiber in my being says this is a mistake. I can't explain it to myself, so I can't explain it to you. I only know that I'm right."

 

[Rat Boy]

BURTON:It's the second time that he doesn't give a fuck about what is going on in front of the camera, all right? I'm trying to fucking do a scene here, and I am going "Why the fuck is DORN walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that?

BALE: This guy is my idol!

Burton: "You and me we're fucking done professionally."

Dorn: "Thank God."

 

[LeadHead]

BURTON:It's the second time that he doesn't give a fuck about what is going on in front of the camera, all right? I'm trying to fucking do a scene here, and I am going "Why the fuck is DORN walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that?

BALE: This guy is my idol!

Burton: "You and me we're fucking done professionally."

Dorn: "Thank God."

Peter Griffin: Done Professionally- are you asking me out on a date?!

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf: "My wife is dead, and none of these motherfuckers have even said anything ... <begins sobbing>"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Worf: I can't believe she picked that pale-skinned, hairy troll over me. Why Kahless?! Why?!

 

[Shatmandu]

Dorn: "That mountain range backdrop? Oy. I've seen better production values in convention skits."

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Mister Worf, what was the last time this pic was used in the contest?

Worf: Post # 37 Sir. It appears that much of the emphasis has been on Pirate Ships and Drunkeness at Weddings.

Picard: We must bring more attention to this cap. Mr. Data, access the library computer and find a program known as Photoshop, perhaps we can use it to draw more attention to ourselves.

Data: I could place odd heads on our bodies Captain.

Picard: Make it So.

 

[Tribble]

Sat on a tribble again?

Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
Is life within the business world a drag?
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around
To find yourself a more productive bag?
Are you worried and distressed?
Can't seem to get no rest?
Put our product to the test.
You'll feel just fine
Now.
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "I thought you would like to know, Captain."
Picard: "Well done, Mr. Data. <and to Worf> Stand up. The urinal is no place for defecating."

 

[John Picard]

Worf was stuck paying the tab when everyone at the table just up and left. 37,000 credits was for the alcohol alone.

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf: "Wah! I got pushed aside for a fat guy with bad hair ..."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Later, Whoopi Goldberg was asked about this.

Goldberg: "Every fiber in my being says this is a mistake. I can't explain it to myself, so I can't explain it to you. I only know that I'm right."

Goldberg: "But at least Rick Berman assures me that it's not bigotry-bigotry."

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf: "Ewww-www. My breath smells like Dr. Crusher's taint."

 

[Candlelight]

"One! One buldging pimple! Ah ah ah!"

*lightning somehow strikes in the transporter room*

"Worf... I'm really happy for ya, and irma let you fin-"

*Worf cuts Kanye's shit off*

Picard: "Don't let them suck you"

Worf: "Transmit the surrender."
Picard: "Why-"
Worf: "NOW GODSFRAKKINDAMMIT NOW!"