Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf

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  1. scottydog

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    Borg: "I assume you will attempt to destroy me."

    Worf: "When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me."

    Borg: "I will assimilate you."

    Worf: "When you assimilate, you make an ass out of me and my mate."

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    Borg: "WTF? Your distinctiveness is no longer desired."

    <Borg exits>

    Worf, shouting as he leaves: "Your distinctiveness is... stinky!"
     
  2. zephramc

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    Borg: Resistance is futile. We will add your technological and biological distinctiveness to our own. You will be assimilated.

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    Borg: Ah fuck!

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    Borg: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.
     
  3. scottydog

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    Worf: "I thought it was tomato juice. I had no idea Dr. Crusher was storing samples of menstrual fluid."
     
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    In space, no one can hear you Foxtrot.
     
  5. Candlelight

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    "Gods this hurts... maybe I should see Doctor Crusher after all... this splinter is killing me"
     
  6. Mistral

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    Borg: "But I've cut off your arm!"

    Worf: "It's just a flesh wound! Have at ye, then!"
     
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    Borg Stuntman: Mr. Dorn! I'm so excited to be working with you in this scene!

    Dorn: Me too. What are we doing in this shot Jonathan?

    Frakes: Maneuver 2.


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    Borg Stuntman: AIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    Frakes: Cut! He screamed! Get the understudy!
     
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    WORF:"Can someone PLEASE answer that damned subspace telephone!?!?!"


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    BORG:"Explain...Dirty Sanchez."
     
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    GEORDI:"Get naked...grease up...and WALK MY PLANK, ye bumpyheaded landlubber!!"
     
  10. Rat Boy

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    LeVar: "Now you've gone and pissed off Stewie again!"
     
  11. cooleddie74

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    Gilbert & Sullivan's

    H.M.S. BLINDAFORE
     
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    Most awkward start to a porno movie scene ever.
     
  13. Candlelight

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    "Tis but a scratch, I've had worse"
     
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    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"
     
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    BORG:"Now CUT that out!!"

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    WORF:"Okay. If you say so!"
     
  16. LeadHead

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    Accidentally edited the orginal post of this rather than quouted, so I re post.

     
  17. LeadHead

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    Worf: Is there someone else that I can talk to?
     
  18. cooleddie74

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    GEORDI:"Alright, Worf...dammit!!!

    Where's my Long John's placemat with the treasure map and maze on it?!"
     
  19. captain crow

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    Worf: Want to have an arm wrestling contest.
     
  20. cooleddie74

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    Worf's devious plan to win the fight?

    The joy buzzer.
     
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