Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf

LaForge: "Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!"

 

Geordi: Screw you, Worf! If it weren't for Lieutenant Bush, Horatio Hornblower wouldn't be half the man he was!






Geordi: IS TODAY A GOOD DAY TO DIE, BITCH?!




In the 24th Century, holodecks will help fanboys recreate their favorite slash fan fictions like Hornblower/Kennedy.

 

Worf catch phrases, take four.

Worf: Whoopass! A warrior's drink!

 

Dorn: *facepa---* oh fuck, that will ruin the makeup.




Guy in the back: Can't wait to see the make-up sex between the two of them.

 

Worf catch phrases, take five.

Worf: Go ahead and make my day of honor, punk!



Geordi (off-cam): Careful, Worf. Last time you drank this much Romulan ale you did more than just tuck in Wesley.
Worf: Wesley?! The boy?!

 

[Worf sits down. Fart sound. Everyone laughs.]

Worf: Fuckin' whoopee cushion.

[Worf buries his face in his hands and cries.]

 

Worf: "Last time I was here, someone Photoshopped in Carl Spock and replaced my head with Hillary Clinton's."

 

LaForge: "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

 

"By the beard of Kahless! That one's gonna leave a mark"

 

"Wha- oh not again Sulu... in space I am a warrior but in the bedroom eight times a night is my limit"

 

WORF Last time I was here I wound up at a table with Diamond Jim and a tribble.

 

LAFORGE: Quit your whining, it was either this or Nude Jumping Jacks!

 

LaForge: "I know it's just a holodeck simulation, but you could at least try to stay in character! We're supposed to be British naval officers in 18th century Tahiti! Somehow, when Captain Cook first stepped ashore and noticed the native women, I really don't think his first reaction was to scream "Boobies!"

 

Geordi: "I can't see shit!"





Obama Universal Health Care Drone Enforcer: "We are the Universal Health Care. You have not paid for your mandatory coverage."

Work: "But, I don't have the cash to spare!"

Obama Universal Health Care Drone Enforcer: "Financial ability is irrelevant; whether you want Universal Health Care is irrelevant; what you want is irrelevant. You will pay a fine and adaprt to being serviced in prison."

Work: "But ... I'm a good person!"

 

Worf catch phrases, take six.

Worf: IT'S WORFY TIME, BITCH!!



Worf: You better watch yourself you Borg bastard! I know Shaq-Fu!



Worf: Why the hell did I pick the box! If I took the door I could have won an AMC Pacer and a year supply of Turtle Wax, instead all I got was an empty box.

 

WINNER!!!!!
(insert puke smiley here)

 

Dorn: "Why do I have to order an omelette? The waitresses always glance at my forehead."




Borg: "Not if our balls don't touch."

 

Depressed Klingons commit slow suicide by self-stink-palm.

 

Dorn: I can't believe Spiner helped write this piece of shit.

 

Worf's attempt to put the Borg at ease using the "Soul Shake" was doomed to failure.