Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf

[scottydog]

Borg: "I assume you will attempt to destroy me."

Worf: "When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me."

Borg: "I will assimilate you."

Worf: "When you assimilate, you make an ass out of me and my mate."

<pause>

Borg: "WTF? Your distinctiveness is no longer desired."

<Borg exits>

Worf, shouting as he leaves: "Your distinctiveness is... stinky!"

 

[zephramc]

Some photoshop fun...

Borg: Resistance is futile. We will add your technological and biological distinctiveness to our own. You will be assimilated.

Borg: Ah fuck!

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Borg: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

 

[scottydog]

Worf: "I thought it was tomato juice. I had no idea Dr. Crusher was storing samples of menstrual fluid."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

In space, no one can hear you Foxtrot.

 

[Candlelight]

"Gods this hurts... maybe I should see Doctor Crusher after all... this splinter is killing me"

 

[Mistral]

Borg: "But I've cut off your arm!"

Worf: "It's just a flesh wound! Have at ye, then!"

 

[LeadHead]

Borg Stuntman: Mr. Dorn! I'm so excited to be working with you in this scene!

Dorn: Me too. What are we doing in this shot Jonathan?

Frakes: Maneuver 2.

Borg Stuntman: AIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Frakes: Cut! He screamed! Get the understudy!

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"Can someone PLEASE answer that damned subspace telephone!?!?!"

BORG:"Explain...Dirty Sanchez."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Get naked...grease up...and WALK MY PLANK, ye bumpyheaded landlubber!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

LeVar: "Now you've gone and pissed off Stewie again!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Gilbert & Sullivan's

H.M.S. BLINDAFORE

 

[cooleddie74]

Most awkward start to a porno movie scene ever.

 

[Candlelight]

Borg: "But I've cut off your arm!"

Worf: "It's just a flesh wound! Have at ye, then!"

Borg: Allright, we'll call it a draw.

"Tis but a scratch, I've had worse"

 

[Candlelight]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"

 

[cooleddie74]

BORG:"Now CUT that out!!"

WORF:"Okay. If you say so!"

 

[LeadHead]

Accidentally edited the orginal post of this rather than quouted, so I re post.

Borg: "But I've cut off your arm!"

Worf: "It's just a flesh wound! Have at ye, then!"

Borg: Allright, we'll call it a draw.

 

[LeadHead]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"

Worf: Is there someone else that I can talk to?

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Alright, Worf...dammit!!!

Where's my Long John's placemat with the treasure map and maze on it?!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Worf: Want to have an arm wrestling contest.

 

[cooleddie74]

Worf's devious plan to win the fight?

The joy buzzer.