Movie Caption Contest #112: Fisherman's Worf

[Shatmandu]

Geordi: "BUT OUR BALLS TOUCHED!"

 

[Candlelight]

Worf was pleased. True Geordi had proven himself a warrior in the belching contest, but his latest effort was pathetic.

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"Ever heard of breath mints, Commander?

Seriously. They're not expensive. You can replicate them for FREE."

BORG DRONE:"Damn. The one Klingon in the quadrant who knows The Stink Palm."

PICARD:"Pop that thing, Commander.

Or I will."

DATA:"He means it!"

DORN:"'This will be a good movie. Everyone will love it. It'll break RECORDS.'

Damn.

I need to stop drinking so much around Rick and Brannon."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Worf: "God I hope he doesn't do that Kirk impression by singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, I'll rip his head off that android body, Cmdr or not"

Worf: "Oh No they assimilated Chuck Norris, I'm Boned!"

 

[Candlelight]

Worf: "Ah... peace and quiet... I love coming out here cos there's no one who-"
Borg: "Hello sir, have you ever thought about letting Jesus Christ into your life?"
Worf: "FUCK IT!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Not if our balls do not touch."

 

[scottydog]

Worf: "One night I sneaked into Deanna's room, slipped into her bed, and orally pleasured her. Several times. At daybreak, I discovered she had loaned her bed to Lwaxana Troi...."

 

[scottydog]

Geordi: "That salty spray from the sea you feel on your face? That's actually Data over there, being 'fully functional' again."

Worf: "I will shove his mechanical dick up his positronic ass."

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "Wait - You're not Nicky the Nose?"

 

[Candlelight]

Geordi: "Look, all he wants is a gondola ride... are you gonna disappoint him?"

 

[SRFX]

Geordi felt his concerns over the safety of the red shirt behind him were falling on deaf ears.

"I hate this movie even more than I hate Irving Berlin!"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

The 24th Century edition of the Thriller music video hit a snag when Worf showed up for the 24th Century edition of Kung Fu Fighting.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Geordi: I'm blind, mother fucker! Not deaf! So stop shouting at me!

Worf catch phrases, take one.

Worf: I got your assimilation right here, buddy!

Data: It's as bumby as a freshly-shaven vagina.

Worf: Mother was right. It does lead to hairy palms!

 

[zephramc]

Worf catch phrases, take one.

Worf: I got your assimilation right here, buddy!

Worf catch phrases, take two.

Worf: Today is a good day to kick ass!

 

[LeadHead]

Worf catch phrases, take one.

Worf: I got your assimilation right here, buddy!

Worf catch phrases, take two.

Worf: Today is a good day to kick ass!

Worf Catch Phrases, take three.

Worf: I am not a Merry Man! (Impales Borg with Klingon Weapon)

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: (Laughs) Klingons do not need Dramamine.

Borg: You will be assimilated.

Worf: Klingons do not get Assimilated.

Picard: Perhaps some Clearisil is in order Commander.

Worf: Klingons do not use Acne Cream.

Worf: Klingons do not get hangovers- Urrrrrrrgh. Never mind.

 

[Skywalker]

Picard: "Let me guess--Cooleddie?"
Worf: "Don't ask."

Dorn: "I Am Weasel? What was I thinking?!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Geordie, high pitched: I said I was sorry for making fun of your poney tail. Now let go of my nuts!

Worf: You can't defeat me Borg, 'cause I got Fung-Fu grip!

Dorn: The guy who plays Sulu is gay?

Worf: How the hell is a cat playing a keyboard funny?

 

[Candlelight]

"A large role on Heroes they said... argh..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Parker Stevenson: "Man, I should have saved my Hardy Boys money ..."