Misheard Lyrics

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  1. Cyanide Muffin

    Cyanide Muffin Admiral Premium Member

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    Now I can't not hear that thank you :D


    I'm going to throw a random music video here



    From Voyage Of The Rock Aliens
     
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  2. Samhain Who Cares

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    That's what I heard too!
     
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  3. tharpdevenport

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    Heard these two on a radio program:

    "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" (Purple Haze by Jimi Dendrix)

    "I can see clearly now Larraine is gone"
     
  4. Cyanide Muffin

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    Now I'm hearing that with this song. Amazing.... haha
     
  5. The Return of Zombie Cheerleader

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    The grandaddy of misheard lyrics.
     
  6. The Haunted Toilet

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    From Golden Earring's "Radar Love":

    The radio's playing some forgotten song
    Brenda Lee's comin' on strong . . .


    I always heard that as "friendly ladies coming on strong."

    Yeah, I wish . . . ;)
     
  7. tharpdevenport

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    Elvis tried to warn us about Santa in "Blue Christmas":


    From 1:03 to 1:08 you can hear him sing: "You'll be doomed ... when he arrives".
     
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  8. Admiral2

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    So, now a Chicago song:


    When I was younger, I was never quite sure what words I was hearing in the chorus. To me it was something like:

    "I don't like you any more!
    And not all spirits make you soar!"

    Always something like that. I never listened closely enough to be sure. Lately, I've had occasion to finally look up the song (The US Army's using it in the background of their new recruiting commercial.) Now I know it's variations on:

    "Sitting cross-legged on the floor
    25 or 6 to 4"

    'Course, then i had to look up what the f--- 25 or 6 to 4 meant...
     
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  9. Restless Spirit

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    Not exactly a lyric, but I thought I'd share anyway.

    So I was sort of half-listening to a radio that was in another room. A commercial came on for a new pizza place that had just recently opened in the city. What I thought I heard:

    "... this week only, build your own self-aware pizza..."

    I'm not sure what was actually said, but I'm reasonably confident this wasn't it.
     
  10. Cyanide Muffin

    Cyanide Muffin Admiral Premium Member

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    What the world needs now is Sentient Pizza.
     
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  11. Restless Spirit

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    ^ It is a truly horrifying thought!
     
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  12. Gary Mitch-HELL

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    and we could eat gyros
    just for one day
    what'd ya say?
     
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  14. Cyanide Muffin

    Cyanide Muffin Admiral Premium Member

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    No thanks all that metal gets in your teeth and it's impossible to take out with a toothpick.
     
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  15. Restless Spirit

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    I rest my case! :lol:
     
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  16. Cyanide Muffin

    Cyanide Muffin Admiral Premium Member

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    Yeah Pizza The Hutt. Nice fellow
     
  17. Dr. San Guinary

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    I don't know what a curly-wurly is but I'm guessing it's a car. :shrug:
     
  18. Cyanide Muffin

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    Excuse me while I touch the sky.

    I've misheard that line many times.

    Excuse me while I touch some pie
     
  19. Catarina

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    Original lyrics: "I don't wanna fall in love. If I did that I think I'd have a heart attack."

    It was background music at my work and I heard her say, "I don't wanna fart out loud" I mean...some of us ladies worry about being heard. :Lol:
     
  20. Gary Mitch-HELL

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