Klingon change for season 2?

Yes, but you are forgetting the mystical component!!!

 

Me and anyone with sense.

 

That actually explains why I liked it

 

Who's biting who now? And can I join?

 

Just beware the interdimensional vampires that will try to kill you, 'kay?

 

Of course.

 

This is Star Trek, vampires only need salt tablets.

 

Not if they're interdimensional. it is a well-known fact that interdimensional vampires need spider-energy to survive while normal vampires need salt. Jeez, where were you in fifth grade science class?

 

And nanomachines.

Oh wait. That's zombies.

 

I skipped it because a starship captain promoted me to acting ensign/pilot for being hella-awesome.
It happens all the time.

 

They assemble, I hear.

Ah, shit, I got stuck in science class and became the ship chemist/main science officer who's pretty useless because she only knows about chemistry.

 

No. That's avengers.

 

I thought that too... Then this happened. Twice!

 

Hulk smash brains!

 

That's the title of "Marvel Zombies: The Cooking Book".

 

Such an offspring would be sorta Horta and sorta Vorta.

 

Only after they cavorta

 

Oh you!

 

Now i'm imagining a horta crawling around with one of those Vorta wigs on it. I assume Weyoun would be the father considering how much he was into watching different species bone down.