Let's all just be happy that Kirk didn't hook up with Saavik.
Kirk does NOT screw his crew
- Thread starter A beaker full of death
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Well you thought she was Uhura and in another thread you thought that Ben Cross was Leonard Nimoy! I'd quit while you were behind...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-film-love-scenes-motorbikes-hunky-stars.html
You can't honestly tell me you can tell what color her skin is in that light.
I can tell she's not white at the very least.
I adjusted the brightness and contrast a bit in PhotoShop and placed it next to a photo of Rachel Nichols. The girl's leg looks green when compared to Kirk's leg.
Well there we have it. 
And either way, it's not Uhura. But so what if it was??
And either way, it's not Uhura. But so what if it was??
See, that's how awesome Kirk is in bed. He hasn't even taken his skivvies off yet and she's already in the throws of orgasmic delight!
Let's all just be happy that Kirk didn't hook up with Saavik.
Ah, Christ! I can't believe I ever beat to that beast!
Is this really necessary?Let's all just be happy that Kirk didn't hook up with Saavik.
Ah, Christ! I can't believe I ever beat to that beast!
Is this really necessary?Let's all just be happy that Kirk didn't hook up with Saavik.
Ah, Christ! I can't believe I ever beat to that beast!
Apparently back then is was nessary for him, these days not so much..
Let's all just be happy that Kirk didn't hook up with Saavik.
Ah, Christ! I can't believe I ever beat to that beast!
Ahem. TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
Is this really necessary?Ah, Christ! I can't believe I ever beat to that beast!
Apparently back then is was nessary for him, these days not so much..
You're right! After seeing that picture I'll never sprout another woody! Never again!
Let's all just be happy that Kirk didn't hook up with Saavik.
Ah, Christ! I can't believe I ever beat to that beast!
CaptainHawk1
Commodore
Yes indeed if she's hot.Correct. He'll screw just about any willing female, crew or not.Kirk did indeed screw his crew. Remember that chick who he nailed at the Christmas party that he flashbacked to.
-Shawn
Besides, they aren't his crew. He's a junior officer and not in command. At least not right away.
The reason he never nailed Rand is that she was a pig, plain and simple. He was just being polite and he didn't want the clap.
The same goes for Spock and Chapel. It had nothing to do with being a Vulcan and suppressing his emotions. When Spock did get laid, look at the chicks he knocked the bottom out of... now think of Chapel.
McCoy: You never stop hoping (that Spock doesn't think you look like a wet pile of dogsick), do you?
Spock's down with the shorties, just not that shorty.
I mean, seriously... you got to have standards.
-Shawn
Thus producing Kock, their illegitimate butt-baby.
CaptainHawk1
Commodore
Ahhh.. nothing like a good K/S saga to get the blood pumping.
BTW, Joel, I love the Roddenberry quote.
-Shawn
number6
Vice Admiral
Ahhh.. nothing like a good K/S saga to get the blood pumping.
BTW, Joel, I love the Roddenberry quote.
-Shawn
Don't thank me for that. Thank Gene.
Hey man, whatever you do in your Sex Closet is your business. Don't let the beast get you down!Let's all just be happy that Kirk didn't hook up with Saavik.
Ah, Christ! I can't believe I ever beat to that beast!
that would be dr. helen noel from "dagger of the mind" i believe.Kirk did indeed screw his crew. Remember that chick who he nailed at the Christmas party that he flashbacked to.
-Shawn
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