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Kirk does NOT screw his crew

Actually, one thing we do know from ENT is this:

The Orion Slave Girls are not, in fact, slaves. They are the masters. They use their pheromones to essentially enslave the males.

So maybe *that* is what an Orion girl is doing on the Enterprise...
She's a Spy!!!

She lured Kirk to the Sex Closet to steal his SECRETS!

Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet.
I want to make this term stick! Use it as much as you can!
 
We don't really know if he screwedthem or not but his history on TOS seems to suggest he's not beyond such things.
Actually, Kirk's reputation far surpasses the evidence presented.

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That's because television, especially that from the 60s, has censors that seek to tame the stories and it has writers which seek concision and subtlety.
 
She's a Spy!!!

She lured Kirk to the Sex Closet to steal his SECRETS!

Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet.
I want to make this term stick! Use it as much as you can!

wouldn't that be Sex Quarters?? ...oh i know how about The Swallow Deck.. lol
 
Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet. Sex Closet.
I want to make this term stick! Use it as much as you can!

wouldn't that be Sex Quarters?? ...oh i know how about The Swallow Deck.. lol
Nobody gave you permission to start naming things.

It's the Sex Closet.
 
As far as I'm aware, the girl he's banging in the top photo is an Orion played by Diora Baird.

So what's the problem?


That's what Orion girls are for.

Lord, I hope the Orion is a crew member just to get us all past the oh-so-sixties conception of Orion Slave Girls. It's all so very Mad Men/ chicks in the office just so guys have someone to oogle and diddle.

Aren't we supposed to be past this by the 23rd century? Or is one of the things everyone hopes is stil "canon" is TOS' tremendous sexism?
 
Janice Lester, babydoll. Janice Lester.

Now be a good girl and get us all a nice cold beer, will ya? There's a girl.
 
Lord, I hope the Orion is a crew member just to get us all past the oh-so-sixties conception of Orion Slave Girls. It's all so very Mad Men/ chicks in the office just so guys have someone to oogle and diddle.

Aren't we supposed to be past this by the 23rd century? Or is one of the things everyone hopes is stil "canon" is TOS' tremendous sexism?
Exactly. I thought I heard a rumor that this was the case anyway. I hope one thing that gets decanonized are lamenting monologues on the woes of introducing female yeomen. It seems certain that an Uhura that shrinks with fear is fortunately a thing of the past. Watching TOS now realizes just how much a product of its time it was with regard to gender and racial politics. How many times were women written as stereotypes or Spock being ridiculed for being different (though at least he was usually proven right). TOS was a step in the right direction on these fronts, but it was far from perfect, or even enlightened.
 
Janice Lester, babydoll. Janice Lester.

Now be a good girl and get us all a nice cold beer, will ya? There's a girl.


You take a lot of chances, mister.

*flourishes knife before dropping it back into my thigh-high boot holster*
 
I heard Kirk was getting it on with this hot cadet.

0trek123wy9.jpg

 
In the first pic i see an Orion girl, if it matters . Actually i was surprised myself when i saw the HD version of the teaser, i thaught it was Uhura too before :)
 
I love how the thread title just ends up stating the obvious rather than making some sort of scathing remark. Even if it was Uhura and not the Orion (which it is), it wouldn't even be two people belonging to the same crew since Uhura is clearly wearing Academy clothes. Kirk isn't a member of the Enterprise when he gets on board either.
 
I love how the thread title just ends up stating the obvious rather than making some sort of scathing remark. Even if it was Uhura and not the Orion (which it is), it wouldn't even be two people belonging to the same crew since Uhura is clearly wearing Academy clothes. Kirk isn't a member of the Enterprise when he gets on board either.

This is true, he's not screwing his crew, he's shagging someone further up the chain than him.

TRIPLE POINTS FOR JIMMY! :techman:
 
Either you need to get your eyes checked or fix the color on your computer, because I'm pretty sure you're the only person here not seeing green.

Forgot me already?


Well you thought she was Uhura and in another thread you thought that Ben Cross was Leonard Nimoy! I'd quit while you were behind... :guffaw:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-film-love-scenes-motorbikes-hunky-stars.html

You can't honestly tell me you can tell what color her skin is in that light.
 
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