Kirk does NOT screw his crew

[Eric Cheung]

Dagger of the Mind

 

[JuanBolio]

Where is this from?

From... every single thing we've read about this movie?

 

[James Bond]

Where is this from?

From... every single thing we've read about this movie?

And the trailer itself showing Pike in command with Kirk standing at a station behind him.

 

[Michael]

Kirk did indeed screw his crew. Remember that chick who he nailed at the Christmas party that he flashbacked to.

He didn't do that. You should rewatch the episode.

 

[DeafPoet]

Besides, I think "The Enemy Within" proves he's at least open to the idea on some level.

 

[Jon1701]

Clearly an Orion slave girl in the first pic.

Frankly, I'd be upset if Kirk didn't bang some chick in this movie.

 

[RoJoHen]

Clearly an Orion slave girl in the first pic.

Frankly, I'd be upset if Kirk didn't bang some chick in this movie.

Absolutely. It's his character.

 

[JuanBolio]

Clearly an Orion slave girl in the first pic.

Except for the fact that she's caucasian, yes.

 

[RoJoHen]

Clearly an Orion slave girl in the first pic.

Except for the fact that she's caucasian, yes.

Either you need to get your eyes checked or fix the color on your computer, because I'm pretty sure you're the only person here not seeing green.

 

[JoeZhang]

Where is this from?

From... every single thing we've read about this movie?

nooooooooo.... the xmas flashback (which someone else has already answered).

 

[JuanBolio]

I've turned my monitor up to full brightness and still see a white chick in shadow.

What would an Orion be doing in Uhura's quarters, anyway?

 

[Jon1701]

Clearly an Orion slave girl in the first pic.

Except for the fact that she's caucasian, yes.

She's wearing the slave girl bra and panties!!!!

 

[RoJoHen]

I've turned my monitor up to full brightness and still see a white chick in shadow.

What would an Orion be doing in Uhura's quarters, anyway?

Why do these have to be Uhura's quarters? Is Kirk not allowed to have quarters?

 

[JuanBolio]

Clearly an Orion slave girl in the first pic.

Except for the fact that she's caucasian, yes.

She's wearing the slave girl bra and panties!!!!

She's wear a bra and panties, yes. I'm pretty sure the slave girls don't have a uniform.

 

[RAMA]

EDIT: ok, my bad - I believed what I read at http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-film-love-scenes-motorbikes-hunky-stars.html.

First of allthat's NOT his crew,

Hence the edit.

... KIRK most likely DOES screw his crew, there are many a yeoman he took a long look at. We don't really know if he screwedthem or not but his history on TOS seems to suggest he's not beyond such things.

He looked at her? Well, that's damning. Certainly overrides his explicit statement that he's not allowed to notice his beautiful yeoman.

TOS contradicts itself a lot. I remember after the crew returns to the ship in Mirror Mirror he heads right for the yeoman he is attracted to...again, not proof, but I think a lot of us assumed things were going on with his crew.

RAMA

 

[JuanBolio]

I've turned my monitor up to full brightness and still see a white chick in shadow.

What would an Orion be doing in Uhura's quarters, anyway?

Why do these have to be Uhura's quarters? Is Kirk not allowed to have quarters?

Because Uhura seems to come in and interrupt them. Besides, what would an Orion slave girl be doing on the Enterprise?

 

[James Bond]

What would an Orion be doing in Uhura's quarters, anyway?

How do we know those are Uhura's quarters? Yeah the room looks similar, but maybe all quarters are a similar design. And the decor is a bit different in both photos (the pictures on Uhura's table).

 

[Michael]

I've turned my monitor up to full brightness and still see a white chick in shadow.

What would an Orion be doing in Uhura's quarters, anyway?

Why do these have to be Uhura's quarters? Is Kirk not allowed to have quarters?

Because Uhura seems to come in and interrupt them. Besides, what would an Orion slave girl be doing on the Enterprise?

Can't she possibly be a part of the crew?

 

[RoJoHen]

I've turned my monitor up to full brightness and still see a white chick in shadow.

What would an Orion be doing in Uhura's quarters, anyway?

Why do these have to be Uhura's quarters? Is Kirk not allowed to have quarters?

Because Uhura seems to come in and interrupt them. Besides, what would an Orion slave girl be doing on the Enterprise?

Um...fucking Jim Kirk! Obviously.

There are any number of reasons, which will likely be revealed in the movie, for an Orion Slave Girl to be present on the Enterprise.

I don't want to sound rude, but I don't understand why people here don't concede their points when everyone around them is telling them they're wrong.

 

[HRHTheKING]

As far as I'm aware, the girl he's banging in the top photo is an Orion played by Diora Baird.

So what's the problem?


That's what Orion girls are for.