Can't we all go back to the
real important issues?!?
Like, who shot first?
Rey shot first, obviously.
She used her superior FemForce powers to astral project into the past and fire first for Beta Male Han, killing Greedo. Then she tought him how to properly fly the Falcon with a woman's touch, spiritually directing his hands like those sketches of Jesus helping people drive trucks, fish, perform surgery, and dunk on some chumps on the blacktop.
Then, she Mary Sued into another universe entirely to prevent George Lucas from ever making the Special Editions, and to slice that Quato-like growth off his neck.
She also became the first female President of the United States despite not having a valid birth certificate and clearly being from a completely different galaxy yet strangely British sounding, defeating the evil crimelord Trumpa the Hutt.
Oh, and fun fact: at the same time she was campaigning, she also earned her light aviation pilot's license in Florida in like five minutes. Instructor said he'd never seen anything like it before in his life. She just vagina'd her way through the course and the requisite flight time like it was nothing.