I Hate Myself

[Cheapjack]

I actually did look into hypnotherapy once. The doctor I saw told me that he didn't think it would help me at all and refused to do it.

I haven't given it much thought since then. Maybe I should look into seeing another hypno-doctor.

Surely there are dating agencies. I bet you won't turn up!

i had a sophisticated woman come and sit next to me once. Some fool, who now works as a comedy writer in England, came over, pretended to be drunk, and made out he was an embarassing mate of mine and showed me up.

I bet you wouldn't turn up for an agency date?

 

[RJDiogenes]

Serious...I know people are laughin' at me...Hypnotherapy.

You are getting sleeepyyyy....

 

[Jetfire]

^
It worked! I am sleepy.

 

[Amaris]

All it makes me want to do is watch "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield".

 

[Capn Flukie]

Whoa, stare at RJ's hypnographic for a few minutes then look at his avatar...

*runs away screaming*

 

[RJDiogenes]

Hmm. I may be on to something here.

Your souls belong to meeeee.....

 

[RJDiogenes]

Even better:

Thanks, Flukie.

 

[Jetfire]

^

OMG!

 

[RJDiogenes]

 

[Amaris]

Even better:

Thanks, Flukie.

Must...drink...evil, yet possibly delicious,...juice.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Not the Kool-Aid! NOT THE KOOL-AID!

 

[Amaris]

Not the Kool-Aid! NOT THE KOOL-AID!

I said delicious juice.

 

[RJDiogenes]

 

[Robert Maxwell]

On no planet can Kool-Aid be considered "juice" of any kind.

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ Right on!

Do not drink Kool Aid. Bring back Funny Face. Whee-ooo.

 

[Marten]

I just realized something (Or sometime earlier this evening). What I hate most about myself is that I can't let go of things. I'm somehow stuck in the past, not only regarding people but also places and things that I miss. It disturbs me, since I can't get somewhere.

 

[Gepard]

Do not drink Kool Aid. Bring back Funny Face. Whee-ooo.

Boo-eee-oo.

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ Heh. I've got to save that.

I just realized something (Or sometime earlier this evening). What I hate most about myself is that I can't let go of things. I'm somehow stuck in the past, not only regarding people but also places and things that I miss. It disturbs me, since I can't get somewhere.

There's nothing wrong with remembering the past. That's just nostalgia. It's possible to hang on to all that and appreciate the present as well.

 

[Nardpuncher]

I just realized something (Or sometime earlier this evening). What I hate most about myself is that I can't let go of things. I'm somehow stuck in the past, not only regarding people but also places and things that I miss. It disturbs me, since I can't get somewhere.

I know what you mean...maybe we all do in certain degrees.
You listen to the right music, smell the right fragrance in the right place and the nostalgia can be frightening.

Don't watch old stuff you recall from your youth on youtube while drinking whiskey!!!

 

[kimc]

^^ Right on!

Do not drink Kool Aid. Bring back Funny Face. Whee-ooo.

<stomp>

Oh no, grape juice on my stiletto!