I Hate Myself

[Char Aznable]

^ Agreed on the not staring thing. Women appreciate being thought of as beautiful and desirable (even the ones who hate the attention), but staring with a look that says, "IMMA RAPE YA," isn't the way to go. A brief, appreciating once over is fine and offers a clear signal that you are interested. However, you should ask her about herself, giving her the impression that you're interested in stuff beyond her tits.

Also, start speaking with an accent. Chicks dig that shit.

EDIT: As for the stuff about over possessive mothers of the love-shy site . . . I hope that isn't some sort of sympathy I hear. loveshys are the scum of the earth and deserve to live utterly miserable and lonely lives.

Examples,

I'm going to have a little rant about religion.

Whilst I am not arrogant enough to pretend I know EXACTLY what makes the universe tick, I do know enough about science to know what DOESN"T.

Religion is utter, complete, total, stupendous BOLLOCKS.

It does nothing except cause misery, conflict, and division amongst humans.

And, by the way, it offers no comfort WHATSOEVER to us poor LS fuckers.

If you want to start getting your life back, then I would suggest you give ANY kind of relgious faith the boot.

Mind you, there is a certain lady who I hope will make me say OH JESUS a few times!

There are a bunch of fucking manginas in my school! This one girl I was talking about a while back SC is such a fucking pain in the ass to me. Every time she starts some shit, I retaliate, and then during break, she will have told some dudes (likely with her manipulative feminine wiles) and then those fucking mangina "boyfriends" (a term I used loosely to piss her off today cuz I can only take her bullshit but for so long)... well one of them comes up to me with a knife! A FUCKING KNIFE!!! This fucking kid is a goddamn pussy if he needs a fucking knife to take me down. His fists and speed is more than enough. I can't fight worth shit and I'm slow. If anyone needs a weapon to take me down, they really need to fucking DIE!!!

Then five minutes later, another guy (in his 40s) comes up to me and is like, if I do what I did to her again today (I wielded a broom stick to defend myself against her because she probably would have gone for it first), he'll come at me with a knife as well. This guy is way stronger than I'll probably ever will be and he too needs a fucking knife to take me down? Pathetic excuse of a man if you ask me! And he's married too. Why throw your life away for this bitch?! Because guys are not supposed to strike back against women? Fuck that shit!

And a few days ago, some thug comes at me showing me his knife. What do these fucking retards see in this bitch anyway?! They must obviously owe her big time money since she's such a big shot with money so they're willing to trash their lives for her. That's why I told her off by saying her "boyfriends" and she took it as me calling her a slut. Not my fucking problem if she can't handle the truth because it's always the same four/five guys she'll run to and damn near order a hit on me.

If this is the shit I put up with in school, I can only wonder what the real world is going to be like.

On hugging your pillow:

Does it help everyone else get through the night as much as it does me? Or is it just me?

 

[FordSVT]

Take a women out on a boat. Once you're on the open ocean, and she's got no place to go, she'll be open to pretty much anything. You know, because of "the implication". Not that there would really be anything for her to worry about. But still, "the implication" is there and working in your favour.

 

[Cheapjack]

And...

The original title is 'I hate myself'. The people on that website, I would guess, having some of it myself, actually LIKE being the way they are. When you 'square up' to another man, or sit around with other 'spoken for' women, you find out that that is not necessarily so.

 

[Char Aznable]

Take a women out on a boat. Once you're on the open ocean, and she's got no place to go, she'll be open to pretty much anything. You know, because of "the implication". Not that there would really be anything for her to worry about. But still, "the implication" is there and working in your favour.

Don't forget to put this into full affect:

 

[Holdfast]

No, he did it for Halloween. I'm not a mass murdering dictator just because I have Sidious' name in my screen name.

I suspect a double-bluff.

 

[An Officer]

Take a women out on a boat. Once you're on the open ocean, and she's got no place to go, she'll be open to pretty much anything. You know, because of "the implication". Not that there would really be anything for her to worry about. But still, "the implication" is there and working in your favour.

If this means what I think it means...

 

[RJDiogenes]

Some of the people giving advice in this Thread, should really not be giving advice to anyone.

 

[Shatnertage]

^I shudder to think that any of that "advice" isn't tongue-in-cheek. I'm pretty sure some of it is, and that some of it isn't.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

^I shudder to think that any of that "advice" isn't tongue-in-cheek. I'm pretty sure some of it is, and that some of it isn't.

The scary part is I'm not sure which is which.

 

[iguana_tonante]

Some of the people giving advice in this Thread, should really not be giving advice to anyone.

Case in point...

Let her talk, even about the 'stupid' things that women talk about.

A real charmer, I see.

 

[Shatnertage]

Some of the people giving advice in this Thread, should really not be giving advice to anyone.

Case in point...

Let her talk, even about the 'stupid' things that women talk about.

A real charmer, I see.

Yes...and they say romance is dead. What do they know?

That quote is almost, but not quite, sig-worthy.

Pretty much I bracket all of the self-aggrandizing, man-of-the-world, he man woman-haters club stuff with the phrase "...he said on a Star Trek message board." Kind of like adding "in bed" to the end of a fortune cookie message.

Puts it all into perspective.

 

[Cheapjack]

Iguana, RJ,

I did put the 'stupid' in italics. You should be able to see that.

You obviously have never known this, probably having been getting it from age 13, without a week off, but you can give advice, even if you have never had a girlfriend, simply cos you have ammassed knowledge and can transfer it to another person, who may not have your particular type of 'hang-up'. And, you can know perfectly well what is is you have to say, to get laid, but can be a little put off by the two dozen or so 'types' hanging around, who are just waiting for a chance to give you a kicking, under the pretence of protecting a woman's honour and street image. You obviously do not have this problem, and of course your attempts to ridicule 'some people' on this board have nothing to do with jealousy at all. If your remarks were not addressed to me, i take mine back.

And as I said, I come from a culture where abusive relationships are the accepted norm and one friend of mine, who had 200 women and was uberconfident, told me he had raped ten women in a relationship, and would shake the hand of anyone who raped his wife. I could draw a line connecting uber confidence to rape, but I won't, cos I know there are lots of different ways societies can be set up and lots of different types of men.

Those books are good, and facebook is good. I have a lot of American friends on it.

 

[iguana_tonante]

I did put the 'stupid' in italics. You should be able to see that.

No, you didn't put it in italics. You put it between single quotation marks. Still, whatever your favourite typographical style, it doesn't look good on you.

You obviously have never known this, probably having been getting it from age 13, without a week off, but you can give advice, even if you have never had a girlfriend, simply cos you have ammassed knowledge and can transfer it to another person, who may not have your particular type of 'hang-up'. And, you can know perfectly well what is is you have to say, to get laid, but can be a little put off by the two dozen or so 'types' hanging around, who are just waiting for a chance to give you a kicking, under the pretence of protecting a woman's honour and street image. You obviously do not have this problem, and of course your attempts to ridicule 'some people' on this board have nothing to do with jealousy at all. If your remarks were not addressed to me, i take mine back.

I suppose I could spend half an hour trying to decipher what you are trying to say, but right now I'm more inclined to utter the immortal words of Raptor Jesus and say "LOL WUT?"

And as I said, I come from a culture where abusive relationships are the accepted norm and one friend of mine, who had 200 women and was uberconfident, told me he had raped ten women in a relationship, and would shake the hand of anyone who raped his wife. I could draw a line connecting uber confidence to rape, but I won't, cos I know there are lots of different ways societies can be set up and lots of different types of men.

And that is a completely different issue, and I think it's in extreme bad taste of you to use violence against women to advance your argument.

Those books are good, and facebook is good. I have a lot of American friends on it.

And I like pie.

 

[Nardpuncher]

I would like to know which culture it is that is that misogynistic.

Also, in JarodRussell's defense maybe he didn't now that the wacky avatar is Mike Myers the comedian in one of his forgettable roles.

 

[Cheapjack]

Iguana, I don't use violence to advance my cause, and you know perfectly well I didn't say that. You're a little isolationalist. I can accept there are different cultures, why can't you?

 

[iguana_tonante]

Iguana, I don't use violence to advance my cause, and you know perfectly well I didn't say that. You're a little isolationalist. I can accept there are different cultures, why can't you?

I guess another "LOL WUT?" is in order.

 

[Cheapjack]

Well, you give some advice to Cepstrum and Admiral then.

 

[iguana_tonante]

For what it's worth, I already did. And there were some very good advices on this very thread, from many people. Shran is already making taking small steps in the right direction. That's great.

Unfortunately, there has been also a few bad advices, too. Do the words "aim low" ring any bell for you? They should.

 

[Cheapjack]

Iguana, and I say this with amused, droll, coolness;

The first book, same as the sex tips for boys, says you should work out what league you are in. And, I had an uncle, who sometimes was very catholic in his tastes, and had hundreds women.

 

[Nardpuncher]

Is your stuff being run through a translator? It's got a quirkiness to it that I like.
I would also like an answer as to where you live. I want to know where guys that beat women get 200 of them and guys with more "catholic" tastes get a paltry 100.
Is it somewhere near Romania or the former Yugoslavia?