Re: Dumb and Bizarre Trek Novel Moments...
Nah...call it The Salt Vampire Diaries. Turn it into a TV series, load it with lots of teen angst, and set it to a pop soundtrack. It'll be a minor hit on the CW.
Hmm...I wonder (in an ultra nerdy way) if that's the same Salt Vampire from TOS? Wasn't it meant to be the last of it's people? Maybe it escaped from Rura Penthe before finding Roger Korby, and endured all sorts of hell before getting killed by the TOS crew. Cue "The Salt Vampire Chronicles" comic series...
Nah...call it The Salt Vampire Diaries. Turn it into a TV series, load it with lots of teen angst, and set it to a pop soundtrack. It'll be a minor hit on the CW.