PAUL SIMON: Gee, Art, I didn't know we had to wear costumes for this concert.
KRAMER: I'm I'm I'm not Art.
Hallowe'en CAPTION THIS!
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KRAMER: I'm I'm I'm not Art.
What do you mean 'I'm a lady'?
"Is that a gun in your cape or are you just pleased to see me?"
Russell Brand's next career as a rent boy was less promising.
"I'm feeling blue..."
My, what interesting nostril hairs you have, Grandma!
"Ok, that's the last time I do a Red-Bull and Minoxodyl shot."
Munsters vs. Addamses!
The real reason why Martin and Lewis split up, bed hair you wouldn't believe...
The tax on black eye-liner sent the Goths to the picket line.
Here's one I'm sure to regret putting in here. 
The people from coca-cola demonstrate the correct way to enjoy "new coke".Here's one I'm sure to regret putting in here.
Hermann: "I'm getting tired of carrying this bottle around, anyone see a table?"
Grandpa: "Why don't you put it on your head?"
Pumpkin: "What do you think, pretty lifelike huh?"
Terry-Thomas: "If the pimp's going to be here, I want a discount..."
Vincent: "Someone's got to hold the bottle, ducky."
Vincent:Oh, I'm sorry, does that hurt? Next time maybe you'll find me a wig that doesn't look gay!
What do you mean, my sleeve's on fire? My sleeve and my wife? I swear, more accidents happen in the kitchen....
It whitens and polishes! Um, yeah, just ignore the smoke....
So this pumpkin, a pumpkin witch, and a witch walk into a bar and ... wait. That's not funny. That's not funny at all.
"By the power of Grayskull, I will ... LINE? DAMNIT!"
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