Discussion in 'Science Fiction & Fantasy' started by Spaceman Spiff, Oct 23, 2008.
Simple and effective.
Oh shit, I forgot my glasses!
Well, I'm not actually a cosmetic surgeon, but I did spend the night at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
"For the last time, you fool, it's not a Magic Mirror and it won't tell you if all your friends had fun at play."
" ...because, at this moment, the captain of the Klingon
ship is sitting right here in my... uhm... office."
MadBaggins' and his cousin's RP session did not end well.
"New hat? This old thing? Oh, no, I've had it for years."
Well it's not gonna suck itself now, is it?
"I'm sorry, but until we can afford a lightning rod you'll have to stand out here whenever we have a storm."
Frank: "No no no! First it's the lirpa, THEN the ahn'woon. Now go, they'll beam down soon."
This watch? No, Franky, I had it with me when I dropped by, I swear!
"She hate me. Like others."
"So it happened again, did it?"
"Did you have to eat the Cheshire Cat?"
"Reanimating the flesh of the deceased? We are not amused!"
Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?
I am Frau Blücher
"I have always relied on the kindness of strangers."
Timmy: I'm not normal! I'm a freak. The kids in school tell me all the time.
Mom: You're normal Timmy. Don't let the kids tell you otherwise. Would you're own mother lie to you?
Timmy: LOOK IN MY EYES AND TELL ME THAT.
Mom: ... You're ... you're ... you're ... oh, God in heaven. ... You're ... you're ... going - to - make - me - vomit.
"Franky, my dear, I don't give a damn."
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