Dr.: "Bill, what happened?"
Bill: "I had an itch-and I forgot my left arm ends in a hook."
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Dr.: "Bill, what happened?"
Bill: "I had an itch-and I forgot my left arm ends in a hook."
Frankenstein: See that pretty face in that mirror there!"
Man: What Mirror Where?
Frankenstein: Who can that attractive girl be?
Man: "Which, what, where, whom?"
Man: What Mirror Where?
Frankenstein: Who can that attractive girl be?
Man: "Which, what, where, whom?"
Early fame and hard living have taken a toll on Macaulay Culkin.
Early fame and hard living have taken a toll on Macaulay Culkin.
A true LOL for this one.
After visiting both the prop department and Miss Lovelace, no one would call him "headless" again.
"Woody, another beer over here... Woody?"
"Ah, Normy, that's just a pumpkin on a tray."
"Well, how was I supposed to tell the difference?"
"My glasses! Where'd I put my glasses?!"
"Oh, my god! I look like a... a... camera lens!"
"No, you're holding the mirror at an angle, nitwit."
Indy didn't mind seeing the Power of Jehovah being released from the Ark... but losing his hat in the process really ticked him off.
Oh my head. What did I do last night? That's it, I'm never drinking again.
Nip/Tuck 1950s style
"Customized lollipops are just the tip of the merchandising iceberg, Big Guy. Stick with me and your face will be plastered everywhere. Oops, sorry, I didn't mean to say 'plastered.'"
"Aw, man I am so boned!"
"Relax. I'm sure she won't notice the zit."
"On tonight's Top Gear, the Stig forgets his helmet..."
"A little something for the weekend?"
"I left my hat back at work! Do you think anyone will notice?"
"Can I just pay for the pimple cream without you announcing it to the whole store?"
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