Discussion in 'Science Fiction & Fantasy' started by Spookman Spiff, Oct 23, 2008.
Dr.: "Bill, what happened?"
Bill: "I had an itch-and I forgot my left arm ends in a hook."
"With that eye and those teeth, perhaps you'd like some flesh in purple?"
h/t to Spiff
Frankenstein: See that pretty face in that mirror there!"
Man: What Mirror Where?
Frankenstein: Who can that attractive girl be?
Man: "Which, what, where, whom?"
Yes my dear, it's true! After the surgery to increase the size of your bazooms, no man will notice your hideous face anymore.
Early fame and hard living have taken a toll on Macaulay Culkin.
A true LOL for this one.
After visiting both the prop department and Miss Lovelace, no one would call him "headless" again.
" ...and a nice Château Ratón Roi de Bayou... what year is this, anyway?"
"WOW, I could'a had a V-8!"
"Woody, another beer over here... Woody?"
"Ah, Normy, that's just a pumpkin on a tray."
"Well, how was I supposed to tell the difference?"
"My glasses! Where'd I put my glasses?!"
"Oh, my god! I look like a... a... camera lens!"
"No, you're holding the mirror at an angle, nitwit."
Indy didn't mind seeing the Power of Jehovah being released from the Ark... but losing his hat in the process really ticked him off.
Oh my head. What did I do last night? That's it, I'm never drinking again.
Nip/Tuck 1950s style
"Customized lollipops are just the tip of the merchandising iceberg, Big Guy. Stick with me and your face will be plastered everywhere. Oops, sorry, I didn't mean to say 'plastered.'"
"Aw, man I am so boned!"
"Relax. I'm sure she won't notice the zit."
"On tonight's Top Gear, the Stig forgets his helmet..."
"A little something for the weekend?"
"Can I just pay for the pimple cream without you announcing it to the whole store?"
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!!!!!
Aaaahhhh, not what I meant by a blowjob!
"This wind has got me chilled to the bone."
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