Hallowe'en CAPTION THIS!

[Spaceman Spiff]

Simple and effective.

 

[Quo Vadimus]

Oh shit, I forgot my glasses!

Well, I'm not actually a cosmetic surgeon, but I did spend the night at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

 

[RJDiogenes]

"For the last time, you fool, it's not a Magic Mirror and it won't tell you if all your friends had fun at play."

 

[M'Sharak]

" ...because, at this moment, the captain of the Klingon
ship is sitting right here in my... uhm... office."

 

[Trekker4747]

MadBaggins' and his cousin's RP session did not end well.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

 

[M'Sharak]

"Nggggrrrrhhh!"
"New hat? This old thing? Oh, no, I've had it for years."

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Well it's not gonna suck itself now, is it?

 

[RJDiogenes]

"I'm sorry, but until we can afford a lightning rod you'll have to stand out here whenever we have a storm."

 

[Gertch]

Frank: "No no no! First it's the lirpa, THEN the ahn'woon. Now go, they'll beam down soon."

 

[Mistral]

This watch? No, Franky, I had it with me when I dropped by, I swear!

 

[Misfit Toy]

Frank: "No no no! First it's the lirpa, THEN the ahn'woon. Now go, they'll beam down soon."

Great!!

 

[M'Sharak]

"She hate me. Like others."
"So it happened again, did it?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Did you have to eat the Cheshire Cat?"

 

[William Leisner]

"Reanimating the flesh of the deceased? We are not amused!"

 

[William Leisner]

Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?

 

[Pensive]

I am Frau Blücher

 

[ria 75]

"I have always relied on the kindness of strangers."
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"Stellaaaaa!"​

 

[Hedbergian]

Timmy: I'm not normal! I'm a freak. The kids in school tell me all the time.
Mom: You're normal Timmy. Don't let the kids tell you otherwise. Would you're own mother lie to you?
Timmy: LOOK IN MY EYES AND TELL ME THAT.
Mom: ... You're ... you're ... you're ... oh, God in heaven. ... You're ... you're ... going - to - make - me - vomit.

 

[T'Baio]

"Franky, my dear, I don't give a damn."