[GAME] Star Trek "What if..."

[Zameaze]

Let's get the grey matter working and try a Star Trek "What if..." game. E.g.--

What if Data were the Captain on TNG?

(The next poster might respond--)
Then Robbie the Robot would be Number 1.
(Then he'd follow with a "What if" question.)

I'll start--

What if Voyager had been done as a porno series?

 

[captcalhoun]

it'd still suck!

What if Worf had been a Romulan?

 

[T'Girl]

What if Voyager had been done as a porno series?

It would have been made in Indonesia with transsexual prostitutes.

What if James Kirk was the head of the Maquis, instead of Eddington.

 

[Zameaze]

Then the Maquis would definitely be in charge instead of Starfleet.

What if HAL (from 2001) were the Star Trek computer?

 

[Sector 7]

Then instead of 430 crewmen, maybe 2 or 3 would survive to explore strange new worlds.

What if Christian Bale were captain of the Enterprise?

 

[Finn]

Heather Ledger would have played a Human villian who asks him "Why so Logical".

What if they actually picked a French actor to play Picard?

 

[captcalhoun]

Enterprise would've surrendered more often

What if Worf was a Romulan?

(seeing as i got ignored before)

 

[Orac]

The Cardassians would have been introduced as villians in season 1 of TNG

What if Patrick Stewart had worn a wig playing Picard?

 

[LeadHead]

Then they would have made Frakes be bald.

What if Transporters could beam people to Earth from anywhere in the Galaxy?

 

[Orac]

Then it would have taken Torres 7 years to fix it.

What if Gary Coleman had been cast in the role of Wesley Crusher?

 

[Kertrats47]

Then we would constantly be wondering what Will Riker was talking 'bout.

What if Ensign Ro had appeared in Deep Space Nine in place of the Major Kira role?

 

[Finn]

Ro would have taken Miles' place in that scene with Tom Riker...

What if Geordi was a womanizer?

 

[Zameaze]

Then we could have seen a lot of Star Trek women nude...but through Geordi's visor.

What if Data had been a gigalo robot like Gigalo Joe in Artificial Intelligence: AI.

 

[Finn]

^Tasha Yar would have actually gone for seconds.

What would happen if it turned out that Tom Paris was a descendant of Trip?

 

[T'Girl]

Then Paris would have been "Hot for Tuvok."

What if the Enterprise Dee had been a Transformer robot?

 

[Orac]

Then Leonard Nimoy would have reprised his role of Galvatron in a TNG/Transformers crossover episode.

What if Spock never appeared in Star Trek TMP?

 

[Zameaze]

Then Steven Hawking would have had to have been the science officer.

What if Worf had been gay?

 

[The Wormhole]

Then he would have been a merry man indeed.

What if Enterprise was a good show?

 

[Finn]

We would have seen bikini-clad pictures of Blacock and Park, and a shirtless Bakula on those CW posters when the CW first premired several summers ago.

What if the writers decided that the Talaxians won that war?

 

[Zameaze]

Then the Talaxian's would have captured the lost Voyager, and Janeway would have become Neelix's pet.

What if T'Pol had used the Great Machine of the Krell from "Forbidden Planet?"