[GAME] Star Trek "What if..."

[Orac]

Then she would have created an Id Monster bigger than the Doomsday Machine.

What if Shatner had performed the opening theme song to Enterprise?

 

[The Wormhole]

It might actually have been enjoyable to listen to.

What if Dr. Bashir was played by a drag queen named Lucius?

 

[Zameaze]

Then Captain Harry Potter would never dare get sick.

What if Star Trek had been done with the cast of "The Birdcage?"

 

[Finn]

Gene Hackman would play Scotty. Robin Williams would play the furry creature Sulu petted in that one episode. Nathan Lane would play Spock.

What if there was a Sliders/Voyager crossover?

 

[mtblillie]

Then Tuvok would be the professor, the doctor would be the black guy, Torres would be the girlfriend, Paris would be the main character and Janeway would be the evil villain/helping hand (depending on the episode) and they would fly a small ship that travels between parallel universes in 2666. Neelix would be some opressed alien that ends up going with them halfway through the first season.

What if Enterprise was actually consistant with TOS?

 

[Finn]

It would have more plot holes

What if TATV actually involved the Enterprise travelling in the future and helping the Defiant defeat the Dominion.

 

[The Wormhole]

It would still have sucked.

What if Nemesis had a musical number in which Shinzon and Picard sang a duet?

 

[mtblillie]

With Data's singing and the ships moving to music it would be considered a musical.

What if they had made Phase II instead of TMP?

 

[The Wormhole]

Then TMP's plot would have been done in half the time.

What if Data were bald?

 

[Finn]

All those oils Tasha had in her quarters would have come in handy (Seinfeld Reference)

What if Deep Space Nine had pivoting pylons?

 

[Zameaze]

Then the writers could spin a yarn faster.

What if "Star Trek" had been done in the mode of "Spartacus?"

 

[Python Trek]

All the red shirts would rise up and say, "_I_ am Captain Kirk!", and they would be promptly slain by Klingons.

What if Janeway had a penis?

 

[Kertrats47]

Then those long, meaningful looks between Janeway and Chakotay would have a little more meaning...

What if Star Trek II had been a sequel to "The Way to Eden" instead of "Space Seed"?

 

[Orac]

Then Kirk would have been buried alive by "SEVRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!"

What if Picard ordered the whole crew to wear the skant uniform?

 

[Finn]

Nobody would have wanted to be behind Scotty as as he did repairs in these tunnels...

What if the Borg actually showed up in middle of battle during the Dominion War.

 

[Kertrats47]

I don't know, but an assimilated Changeling would REALLY be a problem!

What if Star Trek and Star Wars did a crossover adventure?

 

[Orac]

Then we'd get a story about Data fighting for the civil rights of astromech droids.

What if Roddenberry died in 1971 and Star Trek Phase II had been made with Glen A. Larson as producer?

 

[Finn]

We would have seen David Hasselhoff as a young Starfleet Commander with a shuttlecraft that talks.

What if Gary Coleman was cast as Sisko?

 

[Orac]

Then Sisko would've had the catch-phrase "Watchoo talkin bout Dax?"

What if a Star Trek/Lost in Space crossover episode had been made?

 

[Finn]

The Robot will scream "Danger, Will Robinson, Danger" after meeting Worf.

What if the Enterprise D's saucer section was capable of low warp?