[GAME] Star Trek "What if..."

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  1. Zameaze

    Zameaze Commodore Commodore

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    Let's get the grey matter working and try a Star Trek "What if..." game. E.g.--

    What if Data were the Captain on TNG?

    (The next poster might respond--)
    Then Robbie the Robot would be Number 1.
    (Then he'd follow with a "What if" question.)

    I'll start--

    What if Voyager had been done as a porno series?
     
  2. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    it'd still suck!

    What if Worf had been a Romulan?
     
  3. T'Girl

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    It would have been made in Indonesia with transsexual prostitutes.

    What if James Kirk was the head of the Maquis, instead of Eddington.
     
  4. Zameaze

    Zameaze Commodore Commodore

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    Then the Maquis would definitely be in charge instead of Starfleet.

    What if HAL (from 2001) were the Star Trek computer?
     
  5. Sector 7

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    Then instead of 430 crewmen, maybe 2 or 3 would survive to explore strange new worlds.

    What if Christian Bale were captain of the Enterprise?
     
  6. Finn

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    Heather Ledger would have played a Human villian who asks him "Why so Logical".

    What if they actually picked a French actor to play Picard?
     
  7. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    Enterprise would've surrendered more often

    What if Worf was a Romulan?

    (seeing as i got ignored before)
     
  8. Orac

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    The Cardassians would have been introduced as villians in season 1 of TNG

    What if Patrick Stewart had worn a wig playing Picard?
     
  9. LeadHead

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    Then they would have made Frakes be bald.

    What if Transporters could beam people to Earth from anywhere in the Galaxy?
     
  10. Orac

    Orac Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Then it would have taken Torres 7 years to fix it.

    What if Gary Coleman had been cast in the role of Wesley Crusher?
     
  11. Kertrats47

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    Then we would constantly be wondering what Will Riker was talking 'bout.

    What if Ensign Ro had appeared in Deep Space Nine in place of the Major Kira role?
     
  12. Finn

    Finn Admiral Admiral

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    Ro would have taken Miles' place in that scene with Tom Riker...

    What if Geordi was a womanizer?
     
  13. Zameaze

    Zameaze Commodore Commodore

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    Then we could have seen a lot of Star Trek women nude...but through Geordi's visor.

    What if Data had been a gigalo robot like Gigalo Joe in Artificial Intelligence: AI.
     
  14. Finn

    Finn Admiral Admiral

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    ^Tasha Yar would have actually gone for seconds.

    What would happen if it turned out that Tom Paris was a descendant of Trip?
     
  15. T'Girl

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    Then Paris would have been "Hot for Tuvok."

    What if the Enterprise Dee had been a Transformer robot?
     
  16. Orac

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    Then Leonard Nimoy would have reprised his role of Galvatron in a TNG/Transformers crossover episode.

    What if Spock never appeared in Star Trek TMP?
     
  17. Zameaze

    Zameaze Commodore Commodore

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    Then Steven Hawking would have had to have been the science officer.

    What if Worf had been gay?
     
  18. The Wormhole

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    Then he would have been a merry man indeed.

    What if Enterprise was a good show?
     
  19. Finn

    Finn Admiral Admiral

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    We would have seen bikini-clad pictures of Blacock and Park, and a shirtless Bakula on those CW posters when the CW first premired several summers ago.

    What if the writers decided that the Talaxians won that war?
     
  20. Zameaze

    Zameaze Commodore Commodore

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    Then the Talaxian's would have captured the lost Voyager, and Janeway would have become Neelix's pet.

    What if T'Pol had used the Great Machine of the Krell from "Forbidden Planet?"
     
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