Facts About Captain Chris Pike
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Actually I was waiting for someone in the audience, in the interrogation scene with Nero, to shout out "Don't tell him, Pike!" 
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And has been doing so ever since, because Pike forgot to tell him he could stop now.
Captain Pike once told a Sisko that the only way he or any of his line could be as badass as him was to mate with some extra dimensional alien or something. And even then he'd only be half as cool
Captain Pike cannot be killed by a giant can opener. I'm talking to you, Robau!
And Pike was deliberately generously overestimating, because he's a nice badass.
Pike's wheelchair doesn't move at all. It moves the rest of the universe instead. It was not constructed with these qualities, but inherited them once his badass ass came into contact with it.
Captain Pike is as Captain Pike does.
Actually I was waiting for someone in the audience, in the interrogation scene with Nero, to shout out "Don't tell him, Pike!"
LOL, im actually laughing. Having grown up with Dads Army (well, endless repeats in the 80s and early 90s when i was young) im actually pysically laughing.
I could see it happening in the cinema.
In the prime timeline, Captain Pike's chair could only indicate "yes" or "no" because anything else Pike said would have caused total protonic reversal due to his sheer badassery.
Secondus timeline Pike is so badass that he slipped unnoticed into the prime timeline, and tricked the Talosians into believing their mind games worked. The poor little aliens were so confused that their oversized temples exploded.
The Talosians are actually Pike's bitches not the other way around! In this nuTrek timeline Pike conquered Talos and now has big headed telepathic aliens spreading his badassery to the far reaches of space
Even half dazed with a bug-thing in his head Pike blasted two Romulans.
Pike killed the bug things with his mind a nanosecond after they entered his brain.
Pike's wheelchair at the end of the movie?
The wheels each contain a minibar and nachos.
The wheels each contain a minibar and nachos.
When all the Talosians focused their utmost collective manipulating telepathy onto GreenwoodPike with massive cranial pulsating beams, Pike simply created an illusion of a mirror in his own mind that they couldn't repel even with all their brain cells and they all turned to stone. Then Pike walked amongst their rocky remains shaking his head declaring : "I told you you couldn't have done better than me!" and pulverised them into sand with his mighty punches and one big punch into Talos itself as deep as the water table consequently creating a new beach for sunbathing specimens to gloat over their former oppressors.
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Pike doesn't beep.
He bumps. Nasties.
He bumps. Nasties.
Pike's wheelchair is actually warp capable and powered by his sheer badassery. He doesn't even need a space suit. He just says "PUNCH IT" and he's in a hot tub on Orion with a half dozen green women within a minute.
He's that badass.
He's that badass.
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