Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #117: Dessert Crossing

[Catarina]

Trip: Captain! Look! I think someone's come to salvage the contest. Wait...just a mirage.

 

[Catarina]

What's wrong with these fans? Why won't one of them just take command already? It's friggin hot....
Caterina: I don't know your show
Trip: At this point, I just want off this contest time loop....
Cat: Ask the beagle-starts with a P. He's loyal!
All three of us: Porthos!

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

Trip: "What is that over there?"

 

[Herbert]

Trip: Damnit! I hit it in the sand trap again.
Archer: Kind of hard not to

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Trip: Damnit! I hit it in the sand trap again.
Archer: Well, this is the hardest fairways in regulation course on the tour

 

[Leviathan]

Archer: Well, we're screwed. That leaves us only one option...
Trip: We can't!!
Archer: It's "Enterprise" Trip...we have to...we implausibly go back in time and screw with stuff.
Trip: NOT AGAIN!
Archer: Just a little one, we'll go back about 3 years and start over...it'll be fine...
Trip: Do I die this time?
Archer: Maybe. Setting the time tricorder to May 7, 2015...

I'm sorry to have disappeared without much trace for a week there but I promise it was a thing that happened, almost certainly for some reason or other. The contest starting this week is numbered 100 in this string and I confess I don't know how far back it goes, and what Caption This style contests were running before. In any event I'm glad to reach such a nice round three-digit number and hope to keep running these for some time to come.


I'd also like to know what people thought of last week's improvisation, when I added a second week to the contest and a couple of extra pictures. Might try it again if people felt it spruced up the affair.

In any case, for the augmented Caption Competition #99 please let me present ... the winners!


Winning the coveted ``Who?'' trophy was ...




And taking home a ``What?'' was ...




The prize for ``Where?'' went to ...





And for ``When?'', oddly enough ...




This week's big ``How?'' is, naturally enough, awarded to ...




Tying this week for the coveted Mark Trail Trophy In Acknowledgement Of How Nature Is Trying To Kill You are ...



... and ...




And to wrap up a really good week the best belly laugh I got was courtesy ...




Again, thanks to everyone who enters these. It's all part of making the group better.


For this week and for the 100th or thereabouts of these caption contests we turn to the ancient Vulcan shrine of the snoopy, eavesdropping gods. Catching my eye were:

Good luck to all!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Trip: "Why do they look so angry?"

Archer: "I don't think this is what they had in mind when they said they wanted us to do some 'Spooning'."

 

[Tenacity]

Trip: "How much longer Captain?"

Archer: "Just another 135 days and this caption contest will have been open a full year."

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

Hey, Archer....

I....

...WOW!....

I think I'm going to lose....
Archer: Weight?
Trip: No,.. yes...but.. didn't you see ANY of this??

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Archer (singing): "Sand in the clowwwwwwnnnnns..."
Tucker: "Stop! Just. Stop."

 

[OldTrekker719]

• 
• Bakula ;..You have a little something on your chin...
• Brown ; ..I wished that I was in the voice studio doing Mr Krabs for SpongeBob...

 

[Catarina]

Tattoo concept that was rejected from Beltran's screen test and recycled for this guy.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I was chewing on my pen earlier. Did I get anything on my mouth?"

 

[XCV330]

 

[Catarina]

*claps* and I singing it in my head while I read it.

 

[Tenacity]

Archer: "We have a excellent doctor aboard my ship."
Alien: "And the doctor could alleviate my problem."
Archer: "Make it so you could open your eyes fully."
Alien: "I was referring to this horrible tattoo, but sure what you said."

 

[Catarina]

This is how you learn to 'sleep' in prison. Never close your eyes or you get this *directs to chin*

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

We interrupt your thread to announce that volunteers to take over the Caption Contest can speak up here.

 

[Herbert]

Archer: Yo dawg!
Dog: Worst Randy Jackson impersonation ever

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

We interrupt your thread to announce that volunteers to take over the Caption Contest can speak up here.

What? You mean this contest might finally come to an end?

 

[Qonundrum]

Archer: "Forget the mystery meat icon with smiley faces on either side of it, just tell us with actual words!"

(disclaimer: There's no double entendre, the term regarding web page pictures as opposed to text links, aka "mystery meat", was coined in the 1990s. It is still in use today, though not as often (sadly).