Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #117: Dessert Crossing

ARCHER: Yeah, barefooting it was a bad idea.

 

Archer: "Why did you get a tattoo that says 'Free Rides All Day'?"

 

Trip: "The poop's glowing! Why is it glowing? This scooper won't protect us if this dung's radioactive!!"



Archer: "This isn't what it looks like!!!"

Trip: "I can't feel my butt anymore."

Archer: "Okay, it is what it looks like!!!"

 

Malcolm: "Dammit, Captain, we're trying to rescue you and the Commander! Put down the microphone and stop! This isn't bloody Karaoke Night in the mess hall!!"

 

Archer: "But I finally have a captive audience!"
Tucker: "Oof! Captive is right! You're cutting off the blood flow to my legs!"

 

??!!!


"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...."

 

"Captain, we're nearing South Korea II."

 

"Look, you know I poop on the floor. It's not my job to remind you where it is when you first wake up in the morning."




"I was a freshman in college and we drank too much. Someone said chin tattoos would get us laid.

They lied."

 

"I have the death sentence in 12 systems."

 

"I thought you said you were in Starfleet"

"Some systems really don't like humans.".

 

Holy smokes, I slept like a rock. Well, back to the old grind. Say, Archer, have you seen my Sharpie?


Someone's always hogging the waffle maker at Holiday Inn Express


Welcome back folks, you are tuned into ESPN 8, "The Ocho", and the sand quiddich semifinals are underway..




Archer: Give back Megaspoon or we're never getting our shirts back, Trip.
Tucker: Finders keepers!


This sums up my feelings about Dune Prequels



It was hats.. yep, knew we forgot something.



Marlin Perkins: Jim Fowler now struggles to tag the wild Archer so that his migration can be tracked across the vast unexplored reaches of the veldt while I stay in the Mutual of Omaha Helicopter mixing an gin and tonic. Jim knows that an enraged Archer can kick with the force of a donkey and has venom glands under his fingernails to defend himself from natural enemies. But the real enemy of the endangered Archer is man. (profound music)

 

Alien "Gong Show."



Obligatory "taco night" joke.



We've been trapped in this caption competition with no water since August 27th, when will it end?

 

Archer: After more seasons than we're going to run for...

 

Trip: well... At least we're bumped up to page one again, maby someone will notice us.

 

Trip: We're the Travis Mayweather of Caption Contests
Archer: ...Who??

 

"I...don't think your urine should be pink, Trip."

 

"Thats... Not.......urine"

 

Archer: I found it in the survival database. You pee on your shirt and then wrap it around your head. It will help keep you cool for a while.
Tucker: You're making this up
Archer: I truly wish I was

 

May I chime in with a suggestion? The OP hasn't been around since mid-October. Maybe somebody else should just step in, pick some winners, and start a new contest?