DS9 Caption That # "You Don't Mess with The Sisko"

[DBR]

Not too long ago, in an ESL class not too far away...

Teacher: "Repeat after me: Ooooooo"

Student: "Baaalls"

Teacher: "Uh, close...."

 

[Nebusj]

``It's an exciting new job, Ben, and the best news is that as the new host of Blockbusters I'm having you on as the first contestant --- and they're taping now! Turn around and wave to our audience!''

Following O'Brien's loss of consciousness Sisko agreed to try mouthwash.

``I'm desperate --- don't think this phaser is set on stun!''
``I don't think that at all, because you're jabbing my chin with the card reader I use to put pictures on my computer.''

At the ``Ooh, Heaven Is A Place On Earth'' tryouts.

 

[Nerys Myk]

You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask of the ol' Lone Ranger and you dont mess around with Ben.

 

[DBR]

Jadzia: "Ben, I have a thing for bald men with goatees."

Sisko: "Is that so..."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

O'Brien was a capable engineer, but Sisko could never get used to his sudden outbursts of break dancing.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sisko quickly regretted letting Quark set the Promenade up for pony rides.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sisko's mother (off camera): "Careful of the icy patch!"

 

[Mistral]

Jadzia: "You thought this caption contest was going to end?" *giggles*

 

[Shatmandu]

Sisko: "It's kinda like two Coke cans taped together. Why do you ask?"

 

[Mistral]

"Its the latest thing in electric shavers. It'll take every single hair off the top of your head. 'Course, sometimes it leaves a big hole behind..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Female: "I have two vaginas. And a sentient penis with sharp teeth."
Sisko: "My wife's been dead a long time." <picks her up, walks off>

 

[Triskelion]

We don't have any goobers. You want doodads?
Annihilators?
What?
Annihilators.
Are you saying Now and Laters?
Are you mocking my raisin's?

Well I'm not eating that muffin now.

 

[Atavachron]

"This is your brain. This is your brain on a blackboard.
I don't know what that other circle is."


Atavachron

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sisko: "Message to all stations, prepare to repel boarders, don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes."

Dax: "Are you sure about that? We are talking about Gowron here."

Sisko: "Right, amend that, don't shoot until you smell lilac."

 

[Mistral]

Jadzia: "You thought this caption contest was going to end?" *giggles*

I re-iterate...

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winners for this round

Sisko: "I told you...Starfleet is a little slow on the child support payments out here...."

"Chief, I think you're going to be much more successful at DDR if you just turn around. And use both your legs, man! You look like you're about to fall over or something..."

Sisko: "Message to all stations, prepare to repel boarders, don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes."

Dax: "Are you sure about that? We are talking about Gowron here."

Sisko: "Right, amend that, don't shoot until you smell lilac."

The prize

Come to Quark’s
Run, don't be a slug.
Have ale with Morn
In this mug!

 

[Emher]

Hey I won! That's the first I've won a caption contest in...well a long time! Thanks a lot, and I humbly accept this mug