Contest: ENTER Discovery Caption Contest #1: Shackles and Bonds

[TrickyDickie]

No one else has taken up the challenge of a Discovery caption contest, so I thought I would give it a shot. I can guarantee a weekly turnover, so that will not be an issue. I plan to do 4 'regular' images per week, plus a bonus. The bonus may be a behind-the-scenes image, an image from season 2, an image of a cast member from an entirely different role elsewhere, or who knows what.

And yes, there will be an extra winner category for photoshops.

Here are the first images. The bonus is Tilly (Mary Wiseman) with her brand-new plushie of the tardigrade. Enjoy!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Guard #1: You're lucky it's just the booth for life.

Lorca: For 1,771,561 canon violations?!? How can you guys even keep track of all that?

Culber: Do you like these new pajamas that I got us at the replomat? You don't think red's gonna jinx us, do you?

 

[JirinPanthosa]

LORCA: Wait! Wait! Is it racist if I ask you if you're a descendent of Empress Sato?

SAREK: I'm sorry, I never had the heart to tell you. That is not a human haircut. No human wears that haircut. Perhaps, I failed you.

STAMETS: Just saying, you should probably be more flexible in your contract negotiations.
CULBER: Come on, it's Star Trek, I'll be fine.

ASH: I keep having this horrible nightmare, where I start talking in an unnecessarily loud, gruff, halting manner. I keep thinking, it makes me seem badass and tough, but it really just makes me sound grating!

PRODUCER: You should probably just delete your Twitter account now.
MARTIN-GREEN: Did it the millisecond I took the part.

 

[Tuskin38]

MARTIN-GREEN: Did it the millisecond I took the part.

Psst, Martin-Green isn't in that picture

 

[JirinPanthosa]

And the producers are looking offscreen. Fine, was a bit of a stretch.

 

[Orac]

Burnham: Does this uniform make my bum look fat?
Sarek: Yes.

Stamets: This new toothpaste tastes like arse.
Culber: Ha! Gotti!

 

[Orac]

Guard #1: We caught this guy drawing penises on the Iron Maidens.
Lorca: No I wasn't. They were like that when I got there.

Sarek: There is an old Vulcan proverb; He who smelt it, dealt it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ISSACS: Damn, I should have known Comic Con was a trap.

TYLER: It's like coffee, only better. I want to call it "Raktajino" for some reason.

BURNHAM: So, how's the family? Spock,Amanda...Sybok.
SAREK: Who?

 

[cooleddie74]

LORCA: No!!! Anything but the TrekBBS Discussion Booth!!!

I'll talk! I'LL TALK!!!

BURNHAM: So...on Earth a talking rabbit makes this for kids to drink?

 

[TrickyDickie]

Mirror Lorca: "Watch it with the damn leather! This cost me a fortune."

Burnham: "You've got that Dracula thing going...."

Sarek: "You've got that Disco thing going...."

Stamets: "It's a bit difficult to try to brush your teeth with an antique pipe stem."

Culber: "Hey, the antique store didn't have any old toothbrushes."

Ash: "I wasn't calling you over....I asked the synthesizer for YooHoo."

Wiseman: "I'm stealing your tardigrade!"

Sharma: "Somebody cue the music from Search for Spock!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

New contest coming late tomorrow.

 

[Rahul]

Lorca: "So wait a second: If the klingons are supposed to represent Trump supporters... Then who are you guys? Are you... with HER?"

Guard #1: "Naw, man. We're a completely apolitical fascist evil space Empire."

Lorca: "So... Do you have a guy in a black mask a with red lightsaber?"

Guard #2: "No. Should we?"

Guard #1: "We have kick-ass supersized superweapon starships though!"

 

[Noname Given]

Emperess Georgiou (Off Screen): "Welcome back Lorca. We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude."

Captain Lorca: "So, what does that mean for me?"

Emperess Georgiou (Off Screen): "Take him to Detroit!"

Captain Lorca: "No!...No!! Not Detroit!"

 

[Orac]

Burnham: Where'd th' cheese go?
Sarek: I don't know.

Wiseman: Where'd th' cheese go?
Sharman: I don't know.

Guard #1: Where'd th' cheese go?
Lorca: I don't know.

Culber: Where'd th' cheese go?
Stamets: I don't know.

Burnham: Bitch, where'd th' mother fucken cheese go at?
Tyler: I don't know!

 

[cooleddie74]

Mirror Lorca never seemed to learn the lesson. Don't shoplift from a ReichKEA.

Wiseman: "This thing got heroin hidden inside it?

Asking for a friend."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Why did all the image links die?

 

[Orac]

I don't know!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Why did all the image links die?

Have you tried reversing the polarity?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I have no idea what's going on. All of a sudden the images don't show up anymore and all I get is an endless series of IMG.

 

[cooleddie74]

Have you tried reversing the polarity?

This is real life we're dealing with here!



Reroute emergency power through the forward sensor array and then channel it into the image file buffer.