Contest: ENTER Discovery Caption Contest #1: Shackles and Bonds

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Discovery' started by TrickyDickie, Aug 8, 2018.

  1. TrickyDickie

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    No one else has taken up the challenge of a Discovery caption contest, so I thought I would give it a shot. I can guarantee a weekly turnover, so that will not be an issue. I plan to do 4 'regular' images per week, plus a bonus. The bonus may be a behind-the-scenes image, an image from season 2, an image of a cast member from an entirely different role elsewhere, or who knows what. :D

    And yes, there will be an extra winner category for photoshops. :techman:

    Here are the first images. The bonus is Tilly (Mary Wiseman) with her brand-new plushie of the tardigrade. Enjoy! :)

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    Psst, Martin-Green isn't in that picture
     
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    And the producers are looking offscreen. Fine, was a bit of a stretch. :)
     
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  11. TrickyDickie

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    New contest coming late tomorrow. :)
     
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    Why did all the image links die? :confused:
     
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    I don't know!
     
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    Have you tried reversing the polarity?
     
  19. Mr. Laser Beam

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    I have no idea what's going on. All of a sudden the images don't show up anymore and all I get is an endless series of IMG. :confused:
     
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    Reroute emergency power through the forward sensor array and then channel it into the image file buffer.
     
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