Comments you would never hear from the Voyager crew

[Orphalesion]

EMH: This situation is more important than my ego.
EMH: Me and Seven? That's preposterous! I'm pretty much her second father, I could never think of her that way!
EMH: Opera Singing? No, I don't enjoy being the center of attention.

Janeway: Decaf please!
Janeway: Screw getting home! With our superior technology, we can rule these suckers around here like gods! ANGRY GODS!
Janeway: Why would I waste time, let alone the lives of my crew exploring this lifeless moon? We need to get home!

Chekotay: My real name is Lenny Alario and I'm from Hoboken , New Jersey. The whole "Native American" thing was something I thought up to get chicks and then it got way out of hand...

Kim: (anything interesting, endearing or productive)

Tuvok: I love you Neelix! You're my bestest friend!

B'Elanna: It's nothing to get worked up about.
B'Elanna: The apostrophe in my name actually doesn't do anything. Klngons just like to put them in random places in order to seem fancy. We picked that idea up from the Vulcans.
B'Elanna: Tom, I want to raise the children as Klingons!

Neelix: I think I'm just getting in the way of this complicated procedure, I just leave so that you can properly concentrate on your work.
Neelix: F*ck you, Tuvok!

Seven: I think today I'll wear my snuggie!
Seven(starts singing and dancing): I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and ga-ay!

Kes: Crew of Voyager! No longer am I the woman you knew! I am fire! And life incarnate! Now and forever, I AM PHOENIX!
Kes: Shut up, Doctor, nobody's interested in your sh*t.

Tom: (I got nothing)

 

[Melakon]

Janeway: I miss my dog. That's why we have to get home.

 

[locutus101]

Janeway: I think I should stop meddling into people's personal affairs.

Tuvok: I had fun today!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

CHAKOTAY: You know we were lucky we got stranded in the Delta Quadrant. If we didn't we would have been slaughtered by the Dominion, now we get full amnesty.

 

[Melakon]

Admiral Paris: You know, Tom, I had to pull a lot of strings to get you out of that rehab facility. And just as I suspected, you blew it! Don't come crawling back to me all safe and sound after this stunt you pulled. You're finished! You're through! I will personally be the presiding judge in your court-martial, and I'll see you back in prison for the rest of your life, you miserable disappointment of a son! You are dead to me.

 

[locutus101]

Picard: I've asked the traveler to bring me here for an hour or two just to see how you guys are doing and then bring me back to the alpha quadrant. He owes me a special favor but I am afraid it's not big enough a favor to be worth that he returns the whole lot of you, so you'll have to come back on your own, sorry.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

PARIS: Wait, Dad, didn't you look different? A couple years ago when I imagined you as a terrifying spectre from my childhood you were all scary and intimidating. Now that you're a loving father who never gave up on me you just look like a kind old man.

 

[Catarina]

PARIS: Wait, Dad, didn't you look different? A couple years ago when I imagined you as a terrifying spectre from my childhood you were all scary and intimidating. Now that you're a loving father who never gave up on me you just look like a kind old man.

It was very Disney of Paramount.

 

[locutus101]

Janeway: I have competent subordinates, so for once, I am going to listen to their advice instead of doing whatever I want.

 

[Catarina]

Seven: I cannot wait to be crammed into a train car in Japan. I hear it's like a Borg scout ship. Cozy.

Chakotay: I'm seven's collective now....sorry Kathryn.

Kim: Just call me the Captain's bitch boy.
Chakotay: That's ensign bitch boy. I'm the Captain's.

 

[locutus101]

Kim: I can make anything sound boring.

 

[WarpTenLizard]

Janeway: "Tea, Earl Gray"

Chakotay: Anything Robert Beltran says at con panels. XDDD (Not bashing him; I'm complimenting him on his...unique style of delivery.)

Seven of Nine: Doctor, I want you to draw a picture of me wearing only this diamond.

Tuvok: We ain't found shit! (Tim Russ's one line in "Spaceballs")

The Doctor: I've decided to name myself after a prominent Earth musician: Slim Shady

B'Elanna: I have no idea what I can do with this random assortment of tools.

Harry Kim: Eh, Earth wasn't that great anyway

Tom Paris: (During the opening scene of "The Fight") Um...it's EXACTLY what it looks like.

Kes: Where's your pretty daughter Nala?

Naomi Wildman: Yes, I just saved the ship. You can all thank me one at a time.

Samantha Wildman: Shut up Naomi

 

[WarpTenLizard]

EMH: This situation is more important than my ego.
EMH: Me and Seven? That's preposterous! I'm pretty much her second father, I could never think of her that way!
EMH: Opera Singing? No, I don't enjoy being the center of attention.

Janeway: Decaf please!
Janeway: Screw getting home! With our superior technology, we can rule these suckers around here like gods! ANGRY GODS!
Janeway: Why would I waste time, let alone the lives of my crew exploring this lifeless moon? We need to get home!

Chekotay: My real name is Lenny Alario and I'm from Hoboken , New Jersey. The whole "Native American" thing was something I thought up to get chicks and then it got way out of hand...

Kim: (anything interesting, endearing or productive)

Tuvok: I love you Neelix! You're my bestest friend!

B'Elanna: It's nothing to get worked up about.
B'Elanna: The apostrophe in my name actually doesn't do anything. Klngons just like to put them in random places in order to seem fancy. We picked that idea up from the Vulcans.
B'Elanna: Tom, I want to raise the children as Klingons!

Neelix: I think I'm just getting in the way of this complicated procedure, I just leave so that you can properly concentrate on your work.
Neelix: F*ck you, Tuvok!

Seven: I think today I'll wear my snuggie!
Seven(starts singing and dancing): I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and ga-ay!

Kes: Crew of Voyager! No longer am I the woman you knew! I am fire! And life incarnate! Now and forever, I AM PHOENIX!
Kes: Shut up, Doctor, nobody's interested in your sh*t.

Tom: (I got nothing)

If Kes had said either of those things, she'd go from being my least favorite regular to my #1.

 

[locutus101]

Janeway: I've had enough of this queen Arachnia business!

 

[SPCTRE]

Any crewmember: I'm sorry, Captain, there isn't a <tech> solution for this <likely also tech> problem.

 

[locutus101]

Chakotay: I went on an away mission without destroying the shuttle I was piloting.

 

[Kilana2]

Tuvix: I want to be executed immediately.

 

[locutus101]

B'Lana: It was wrong of me to read the personal log of Seven while she was gone.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Doc: No, I'm not fighting for holographic rights, I'm fighting for sentient AI rights. I am not a hologram, I am a computer program complex and self generated enough to qualify as sentience, and the hologram is just the interface I use to physically interact with my environment. Fighting for holographic rights would be silly, some are literally just recorded projections without even an interactive component. And frankly, sentient AI rights have already been legally established by the case of Data vs Maddox, so I don't know why my legal status is even in question.

 

[locutus101]

Tom: Kim, you'll be Captain Proton and I will be Buster Kincaid.