Comments you would never hear from the Voyager crew

[Kilana2]

The Doctor: After seven years in the Delta Quadrant I´ve finally found a name: I want you to address me as Lewis Zimmerman 2.0

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Doctor (after "Latent Image"): You know, I've got to stop acting like an immature jackass, because I'm certainly not the first doctor who's ever lost a PATIENT.

 

[locutus101]

Janeway: That's strange, we've been traveling for two months without a single unique, never seen before, spacial anomaly in our way.

 

[Finn]

Tuvok: We ain't found shit! (Tim Russ's one line in "Spaceballs")

Now, I have to rewatch it

 

[Orphalesion]

Doctor (after "Latent Image"): You know, I've got to stop acting like an immature jackass, because I'm certainly not the first doctor who's ever lost a PATIENT.

*Applause*

 

[locutus101]

Doctor: I'll have a name when Hell freezes over.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

JANEWAY: I have such a hard decision to make. I think I'll run a holoprogram of the old NX-01 Enterprise crew to inspire me to make the right decision.

 

[locutus101]

Janeway: For once, I am going to follow Chakotay/Tuvok's advice and not do something that could potentially destroy the ship just to shorten our journey.

 

[Cate]

Will: why do you bastards keep firing at me?

 

[Catarina]

Doctor> I'll gladly give up my free time to help the lovely couple.

 

[locutus101]

Janeway: I am going to take a vacation, from now on, all your orders will come from Chakotay.

 

[ALF]

Janeway: This time, let's take decisive action before discussing it to death.
[Neelix nodding silently in agreement]

 

[locutus101]

Neelix: I have nothing to say.

 

[Catarina]

Chakotay: Our pact to only sleep with Holograms isn't working for me Kathryn. I've got a date with Seven.

 

[locutus101]

Janeway: Chakotay, will you marry me?

 

[Catarina]

Chakotay: This tattoo is a babe magnent. Otherwise I'd have to rely on Paris to set me up

 

[locutus101]

Any member of the crew (after he left): We're going to miss Neelix' cooking.

 

[Catarina]

Neelix> Captain, don't cry. It was good while it lasted. I'm off to continue my species.

 

[Kilana2]

Doctor: "I´ll sing rock songs instead of opera now".

 

[locutus101]

Tuvok: Dear Neelix, could you please tell me another one of your interesting stories?