"We are the Borg. Could you give us directions to the transwarp conduit in Quadrant C? We're lost and our BPS* doesn't work."
*Borg Positioning System
*Borg Positioning System
Comments you would never hear from the Voyager crew
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Janeway: I keep Neelix around, so he can order the replicator to make coffee, in my stead.
On a related note...
Brad Dourif: I absolutely don't mind being cast as homicidal maniacs all of the freaking time.
He has that look.
Janeway: All those late shifts have finally paid off, Harry, I am giving you that promotion.
Morning Senior Staff Meeting;
Janeway: "Now, it's come to my attention that we've started to encounter spatial anomalies with such alarming regularity that we need to find a new name for them. Suggestions, people?"
Janeway: "Now, it's come to my attention that we've started to encounter spatial anomalies with such alarming regularity that we need to find a new name for them. Suggestions, people?"
Janeway: For the next month, I'll be on leave, Chakotay will handle everything around here.
Janeway: You know, I've always been a believer in naval tradition. And it's come to my attention that some of you in the crew don't care for my command style. Now in the spirit of naval traditon, mutinous crewmen were sometimes sentenced to walk the plank. Of course, we don't have the capability to do that here on Voyager, but we do have cargo bay 2 with its outer airlock. So any of you who still disagree with my command style, report to me there in 5 minutes.
Anyone but a main cast member: "I had the most exciting day today!"
Maquis Crewman: You know we could have easily been red shits on this vessel. Instead week after week she risks her senior staff. Phew. When she's done killing her own crew we can seize voyager.
Maquis 2 : She equally risks us saving a lone ship of telepaths or getting coffee out of a nebula. I don't see the perk.
Maquis 2 : She equally risks us saving a lone ship of telepaths or getting coffee out of a nebula. I don't see the perk.
Like that? Lol. I caught it and thought it should stay! I'll probably be in trouble. *whistles*
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