Comments you would never hear from the Voyager crew

[Catarina]

Neelix: I hate you, Mr. Vulcan.
Tuvok: Stop! Your approval is important to me.

 

[urbandefault]

"They're not real. The Doctor is a perv." - Seven of Nine

 

[Catarina]

Retorts

I simply designed your biosuit to the Captain's specifications.

 

[urbandefault]

"Ravish me, Harry, do it now, and don't tell Neelix." - Tuvok

 

[Catarina]

Seven: I didn't leave billions of voices so I could become a glorified sextant.

 

[locutus101]

Kim: I am not afraid of B'Lana.

 

[Catarina]

Kim: I can't stand my parents. I'm staying with the 37's.

Chakotay: Me and Janeway? What on Earth gave you that idea? I'm an ass man.

Janeway: Me and Chakotay? What on Earth gave you that idea? I'm parcial to holograms because I can program them.*pauses* Oh....I see the confusion.

 

[locutus101]

Kim: I got a date with Seven.

 

[Catarina]

Seven: Ensign Kim is a suitable first date.

Tuvok: I rescind my promise. I will absolutely defy authority in this matter.

 

[locutus101]

Tuvok: I want to have some fun.

 

[Kilana2]

B´Elanna: I´m the most patient person on this ship.

 

[locutus101]

Tom: Tuvok told me a good joke this morning, so here it goes...

 

[Catarina]

Paris: my sense of adventure is in my stomach. Lay it on me, Neelix.

Be'lanna: Chakotay, I'm madly in love with you. Forget the Capt. Forget that Borg. you could feel it between us back on our ship. Try to remember.

Naomi: Paris is sooo dreamy.

 

[locutus101]

Seven: I just can't assimilate this book, it's too technical for my taste.

 

[Catarina]

Seven: Naomi, buzz off

Capt.Janeway: Naomi remind me to cut your mom's shifts so you bring your problems to her.

 

[locutus101]

Naomi: By the end of season six my mom just disappeared into thin air... Neelix left the ship without even an allusion to her.

 

[Kilana2]

Naomi: to accelerate my growth I took some growth hormones.

 

[locutus101]

Neelix: To honor your tradition I made this dish from your culture but I added some crap that makes it unpalatable, which means that instead of honoring your culture, I insulted it.

 

[Catarina]

I'd like to take a moment to derail the thread to thank Lynx for starting this thread :-) It's always a good time.

Thank you, Lynx!

 

[locutus101]

Kes: Neelix, I am taking you back.