Tuvok: Everything Vulvan has to be given a pompous name and included in some tedious ritual. That's the Vulcan unwritten rule.
Comments you would never hear from the Voyager crew
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Any crewmember: Remember that thing we learned previously? We should apply that knowledge and experience to our current situation.
Any crewmember: You really expect us to get interested in this silly holoprogram when on the other half of the galaxy, our people are fighting and dying by the millions to defend our very way of life against the Dominion? There has to be something we can do! The new technology we've come across in the Delta Quadrant could be very useful in the war effort.
Deanna Troi: Reggie, you really expect me to care about your needy delusions when my home planet is recovering from being conquered by the Dominion?!
Any crewmember: You really expect us to get interested in this silly holoprogram when on the other half of the galaxy, our people are fighting and dying by the millions to defend our very way of life against the Dominion? There has to be something we can do! The new technology we've come across in the Delta Quadrant could be very useful in the war effort.
Deanna Troi: Reggie, you really expect me to care about your needy delusions when my home planet is recovering from being conquered by the Dominion?!
B'Lana: I am sorry but I have no technobabble to offer as an explanation for what's going on.
Janeway: I have no idea why I put Neelix in charge of a group on the primitive planet. His incompetence got two crewmen killed.
Harry: I am in love with Tal. The normal consequence would be for me to go with her or ask that she stays with me on Voyager but since I am Harry and have no idea what love is, I am going to do... NEITHER!
NEELIX: Wait a minute, water isn't rare in this part of the galaxy! Almost every planet we visit has oceans of it!
Janeway: The Kazon are such a friendly and intelligent species.
Tom: You haven't lived until you've tried Neelix's leola root stew!
Harry: Nope, I definitely don't remember being in the womb.
Tom: You haven't lived until you've tried Neelix's leola root stew!
Harry: Nope, I definitely don't remember being in the womb.
Which they stole (from the Trabe).
Chakotay: Wait! Didn't Kes write a detailed report about the Krenim, their weapons, the "temporal variance" of their torpedoes and all that?
Janeway: How the hell should I know? I don't waste my time reading these reports. I put it in the round file.
Janeway: How the hell should I know? I don't waste my time reading these reports. I put it in the round file.
Any crewmember: This strictly alien internal conflict is none of our business.
Janeway: It takes ten years to traverse borg space. So I am I going to give them the means to defeat 8472 immediately, so they'll leave us alone for the next ten years...
I am sure they will. They are nice people after all...
I am sure they will. They are nice people after all...
Janeway: I can't order the replicator to replicate a meal that isn't burned...
Chakotay: Wait... What???
Chakotay: Wait... What???
A guest replicator works better. wth....
And doesn't she recall he's a vegetarian?! Ugh, my Captain can be a stereotype career woman who can't cook.
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Chakotay: I ate a burnt dead animal for you. My love has limits....
Janeway: No matter what happens, if the ship isn't repaired, cleaned and recarpeted by the end of the episode, heads will roll!!!
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