Captain Janeway: Folks, we only have a few torpedoes, so if I ever order one of you to fire a "full spread" you have the authorization to confine me to my quarters.
Comments you would never hear from the Voyager crew
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Kim: That woman wants to sleep with me. What's wrong with her?
Chakotay: Peace in your heart, fortune in your steps, as they say in my tribe... Kidding, I just made that up!
Janeway: You know I really don't like standing around with my hands on my hips, speaking in a voice that sounds like I've inhaled an entire blimp-load of helium.
How about anything Robert Beltran says in his interviews!
I know some people find Beltran's language and comments offensive, but I really enjoy watching panels with him, in part because you get to hear Chakotay's voice dropping the F-bomb and making dirty jokes.
Of course, to an extent, you get a bit of that with all the actors. Honestly, don't bother with the professional, DVD interviews; go to You Tube and watch the con pannels. It's so much more fun to hear what Kate Mulgrew, Garret Wang, Robert Picardo, etc. have to say when the studio isn't hovering over their shoulders.
I know some people find Beltran's language and comments offensive, but I really enjoy watching panels with him, in part because you get to hear Chakotay's voice dropping the F-bomb and making dirty jokes.
Of course, to an extent, you get a bit of that with all the actors. Honestly, don't bother with the professional, DVD interviews; go to You Tube and watch the con pannels. It's so much more fun to hear what Kate Mulgrew, Garret Wang, Robert Picardo, etc. have to say when the studio isn't hovering over their shoulders.
Chakotay: I won't be telling any Indian clichés in this episode.
Anyone to Seven of Nine: Adherence to certain protocols increases efficiency. Assimilate data on protocols regarding "manners", "politeness", "diplomacy" and "tact" to facilitate your integration into Voyager's community. You may assume such protocols are irrelevant, but they're only irrelevant for the internal thought processes of a collective consciousness. When dealing with others outside of that collective consciousness, they are vital to efficient interaction.
Anyone: The ship has been so badly damaged last time that it's still undergoing repairs.
[a breathless Harry Kim bursts onto the bridge]
Harry: Captain, I took the liberty of scanning our computer records and discovered that Captain Kirk's Enterprise once crossed 990.2 light years in 11.337 hours at warp factor 8.4. By these calculations, they could have made our entire journey in under a month!
Paris: Wait, warp 8.4 is faster than warp 9.975??
Janeway: Adjust speed to warp 8.4 Mr. Paris!!
Harry: Captain, I took the liberty of scanning our computer records and discovered that Captain Kirk's Enterprise once crossed 990.2 light years in 11.337 hours at warp factor 8.4. By these calculations, they could have made our entire journey in under a month!
Paris: Wait, warp 8.4 is faster than warp 9.975??
Janeway: Adjust speed to warp 8.4 Mr. Paris!!
Janeway:I think I will give up coffee!
Janeway: Harry, it's been 26 years now and you've waited long enough. I am promoting you to sub-lieutenant kiddy-grade!!!
Janeway: I am tired of bossing people around.
Torres: Sorry, captain, there are no more shuttles left. The last one was destroyed last week. We don't have a limitless supply, you know.
Harry: Captain. Can you please tell me who the hell is in charge of promotions?
Captain: All Lieutenant candidates must first have regulation crew cuts.
Harry: Never mind.
Captain: All Lieutenant candidates must first have regulation crew cuts.
Harry: Never mind.
Kes: Neelix, I can't break up with you. I said previously that Ocampas mate for life. Damn you, continuity!
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