Chakotay: You know, now that I think of it, the Maquis were just a bunch of self-important whiners, weren't they?
Comments you would never hear from the Voyager crew
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Kathryn Janeway: Summarily executing a crewman for no other reason than his genome is wrong!
Chakotay; My so called Indian heritage is more offensive to actual Native Americans than Chekov's impression of a Russian is to actual Russians, without the excuse of being in the sixties with an on going cold war.
B'Elanna Torres: I can technobabble my way out of everything.
Kes: I can read the phone book out loud and you won't know the difference.
Seven Of Nine: They keep me a breast (sic) of everything.
Neelix: My cooking stinks, my so called survival skills cost the lives of several people, and I can't say two words without being annoying.
Chakotay; My so called Indian heritage is more offensive to actual Native Americans than Chekov's impression of a Russian is to actual Russians, without the excuse of being in the sixties with an on going cold war.
B'Elanna Torres: I can technobabble my way out of everything.
Kes: I can read the phone book out loud and you won't know the difference.
Seven Of Nine: They keep me a breast (sic) of everything.
Neelix: My cooking stinks, my so called survival skills cost the lives of several people, and I can't say two words without being annoying.
Chakotay: I don't know any old stories that apply to this situation.
Janeway: We're alone, in an uncharted area of space. We're light years away from any repair or supply facility. Once the shuttles and the torpedoes are gone, that's it. This ship will be battered, it'll be bruised, and if we ever get home it'll probably look like the Titanic sometime around the 1960s. But we will prevail! We'll have to survive on our wits, and perhaps sacrifice some of our principles in the effort to get home. Both crews will have to work together; now, Commander Chakotay and I appreciate that this will be difficult and, frankly, we expect fighting in the corridors, and therefore I've decided to appoint our observer Mr. Paris as morale officer. Any problems, you take them to him and work them out. Right, off we go; Lt. Kim, set a course... for home.
That sounds exactly like something that Tuvok would say.
Janeway: I have no idea why I keep Neelix around.
Harry: I'd rather be lost in the Delta quadrant than safely home with the woman I love.
Neelix: I don't have anything relevant to say, so I'll just shut up.
B'lana: I got my job after I punched the former chief engineer in the nose but I find outrageous that Seven forgets to say "please" before asking for something.
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