Caption Contest 48.3: Lights, Action, Etc...
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ARCHER: Porthos needs one of you to rub some decon gel on his crank.
HOSHI: I fell for that with YOU, sir. I've learned my lesson.
BEST Pokemon episode ever.
Archer: (Over comm) What is it Malcolm?
Reed: Not sure, but it's got writing on it "Notice of Visit By Starfleet Census Bureau."
Hoshi: Do we really have to bathe each other in front of you?
Archer: Don't forget the cameras. Phlox said that it's a classic canine healing technique. Also most people were underwhelmed by our visit to Risa, now get to it!
Captains Starlog Supplemental, we had to make a return to the planet we had recently investigated. T'Pol made the mistake of leaving her tree samples out in the open on my dog walking route with Porthos.
Archer: "Word around the ship is that you two have been selling something called a 'deluxe decon with full release' for 400 credits each. Care to explain that?"
ROMULAN MINE: Ohhhhhhhhh, yeah...
Nice...
Prod and poke me THERE, Earthman.
THAT'S the spot...
TRIP: Looks like Andy, Barney, Helen and Thelma Lou already beat us to this picnic spot, sir.
Reed: "Every time I rub the end of this projection, it extends out a little farther."
T'Pol (on radio): "That seems familiar to me..."
Trip: "Ahem!"
T'Pol (embarrassed): "Oh...right..."
Reed to Captain Archer...
Sir, this gumball machine prize is IMPOSSIBLE to crack. We'll never get the bloody temporary tattoos and gum out of the thing.
TRIP: Dibs on the tree stump that's shaped like a bent penis, sir...
ARCHER: Take it.
HOSHI: That was disgusting, sir.
T'POL: Agreed. MOST unpleasant.
ARCHER: Ummmmmm...Porthos did it.
HOSHI: How long is it?
ARCHER: That's a rather personal question...
HOSHI: No, I mean how long have we been in here.
ARCHER: I don't know, maybe a month.
T'POL: It's been 26 days.
HOSHI: Wow, someone should end this caption contest.
Alrik (os/rl): "I know, I know, son's graduation a reception last weekend. Been kinda burried."
Hoshi: "You know...excuses are like assholes......everyone's got one."
Alrik (os/rl): "Touche` . I'll swap it out this week."
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MENTOS.
The Freshmaker!
Hoshi: "I wonder, T'Pol, should we be more disturbed if he does get an erection, or if he doesn't."
ARCHER: Quick, ladies.
Pee in these containers.
Now. Before Porthos and I lose our erections.
Hoshi: "Two girls, three cups? How the heck does that work?"
HOSHI: Alright.
T'Pol and I will get naked.
But I will most certainly NOT toss her salad.
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