Caption Contest 48.3: Lights, Action, Etc...

[LeadHead]

Archer: These caps are cool. We'll have to wear them more often.

Tucker: Yeeeeeeah.... about that...

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP: Might as well stop wearing the cap, sir.

Whole damn bridge crew knows you're goin' bald.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Porthos wants you two to bump nipples and go "OOH, What a lovely tea party!!"


Do it.


NOW.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Archer: "Beautiful planet! Hot, though. It must be close to ninety degrees Fahrenheit out here! And these long-sleeved, dark-colored uniforms don't help--"
Trip: "Whoa! Looks like Ensign Sato's got the right idea!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Archer: "The drug side-effects warning said that if I experienced an erection lasting more than four hours, I should seek medical help. But once it happened, I couldn't help thinking that it made a helluva lot more sense to come looking for you two, instead!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Someday...about, oh, 200 years from now...a future crew of another ship named Enterprise will make a confusing reference to this planet.

TRIP: Huh?

ARCHER: Exactly.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Is that a bear in a hat and tie?

TRIP: Heh. he just jacked that picnic basket.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP: Did I just see two Starfleet captains from the future ride through this damn meadow on horses?!

ARCHER: Yep.

TRIP: Sunnuvabitch.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: The dog wants you to get naked.


And touch yourselves.

 

[Aikiweezie]

Trip and Archer missed their days as Sears Catalogue Models

Perfect!

 

[Middleman]

T'POL [To HOSHI]: Now can you see why I chose Commander Tucker?
HOSHI: Yes, and I don't blame you.

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI: Are you just going to SIT there with Porthos and stare at us, sir?!

ARCHER: Yes.




And if you two ever want promotions...you'll keep your mouth shut.

 

[cooleddie74]

L.L. BEAN:


The Next Generation (TM)

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Hoshi: "I see one jar of decon gel and two jars of K-Y Jelly. Pretty damned sure of yourself, aren't you."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: Is this what you Earth people call "getting to third base," Captain?

 

[Khathar]

ARCHER: There ain't nothing more pleasing than watching naked women wrestle in the mud.
TUCKER: Do ya think T'Pol would try it?
ARCHER: We could always say it's a custom here.
*they both grin*

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Trip: "You gotta admit it, Cap'n. We've definitely got some pretty lovely ladies in our crew!"
Archer: "Oh, I agree! In fact, just between you and me, I can't wait til Hoshi Sato turns eighteen!"
Trip: "...say WHAT?!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: I didn't have the heart to tell Travis I'm gonna demote him to Crewman Second Class.

TRIP: He's standin' right behind us, sir.

ARCHER: Shit.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: You dropped the decon soap, Captain.

HOSHI: Pick it UP.

ARCHER (*gulping nervously*)

 

[Khathar]

TUCKER: Why did you had to go there?
REED: I need to find something... it's a long story.
TUCKER: What is that doing there anyway? The cap'n told you that thing is not coming aboard Enterprise.
REED: He never said it can't be outside the ship.
[REED: Now where's that spotted dick...]
TUCKER: I never knew you were into those kind of "activities".